song to a Hollywood

[xyongara]

How can I get my song to a Hollywood person? I write songs and stuff and I want to give it to hollywood people just for fun.. Any ideas on how I should do this?
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[girl]

Kidnapping. Pure and simple. I’ve always had great success with a rag, chloroform and an undisclosed location. By the time you are through, those hollywood people won’t be able to get enough of you!

[Robert]

Agreed, you should make them go completely Stockholm Syndrome on your ass. And then you need a big sign on fee. And a string quartet that’ll follow you around, putting music to your actions.

[girl]

Ace advice. I once had a string quartet follow me around putting music to my actions. But replace string quartet with a guy with a synthesizer and 80’s mustache.

[Robert]

And replace synthesizer with handcuffs

[girl]

And replace 80’s mustache with toxic yellow knockout gas. Because that’s just the way I roll.

[Robert]

yeah, you roll like a cube !

[girl]

I resemble that remark!

[Robert]

"girl" wrote:

I resemble that remark!

that was so beautiful I had to quote it ! girl, you’re officially quoteworthy.

[Author]

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