Tell me a little something about yourself…

[girl]

Like a pony?

[Robert]

Or a flying reindeer. Either one is pretty darn cool.

[girl]

I think the flying reindeer takes the cake. I can’t wait until christmas!

[Robert]

Umm…come christmas, you think you could come pick me up and maybe we could fly to the top of a nice snowy mountain and drink hot cocoa ?

[girl]

I think that could be arranged. Will we ride on his back or should I ask santa claus for a sleigh too?

[Robert]

A sleigh would be more or less perfect. It truly would.

[girl]

Then I shall do my very best to stay off the naughty list…unless santa really does give presents to naughty girls.

[Robert]

My sources tell me that he awards the right kind of wrongs, so my guess is that the sleigh is pretty much a done deal as long as you´re the good kind of naughty.

[girl]

"Robert " wrote:

…as long as you´re the good kind of naughty.

That’s the only kind of naughty I like to be.

[Robert]

Sounds like Santas favorite to me

[girl]

Are you Santa?

[Robert]

I´ve been Santa on two seperate occatsions, but that is some time ago. I could be persuaded into being him again though, if the incentive´s right.

[girl]

Have you ever seen Bad Santa?

[Robert]

One Santa coming right up !

[girl]

Give me a present Santa.

[Author]

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