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October 14, 2006 at 10:22 pm #117221
I’m currently finishing a dissertation in 18th C British and American literature and history, and applying for assistant professor jobs at the moment. Which means in July I could end up in California, eastern or western Canada, Iowa, Chicago, Georgia, Florida, Louisiana, Boston, NYC or a host of other places. Or I could come up empty, stay here, and try again next year.
October 15, 2006 at 2:50 pm #117222How exciting! If you had your pick, where would you like to end up?
October 15, 2006 at 6:43 pm #117223"girl " wrote:How exciting! If you had your pick, where would you like to end up?I’m not sure, really. Northwestern was my number 1 until I looked at their website and saw that they operate on a quarter — rather than semester — system, which would make it much more difficult for me to get the writing and publishing done that would be necessary for me to keep the job. UC Davis wouldn’t be bad, I guess (I got stoned and talked about Godflesh at length one night with someone who now teaches in their English dept). The UCLA dept is filled with people who are genuinely hostile to literary work that doesn’t toe a staunchly feminist line, so that doesn’t sound too pleasant. The Ivies would be nice for reasons of prestige, but other than Brown none of them are really tenure-track (even though they’re advertised as such), which would mean going back out on the job market after four or five years. The Chicago English dept is fairly grim, but living in Chicago for a while could be cool. It’s all, as they say, "academic" at this point anyway, as I won’t even know who’s really interested in me until mid-December, and after that it’s up to me not to fuck things up in interviews by speaking my mind too forcefully, and then again during campus visits, where I’ll have to be careful not to get bombed at dinner and start shooting my mouth off (like I have a tendency to do). Whatever the case, it’ll be nice to get the fuck out of Jersey. Hopefully I won’t end up in bumfuck Kentucky or somewhere comparable, though, where Dino never play. I’ve gotten spoiled living out here in the northeast.
October 16, 2006 at 2:19 pm #117224"King Tubby " wrote:Hopefully I won’t end up in bumfuck Kentucky or somewhere comparable, though, where Dino never play.It’s good to have priorities.
All the best to you wherever your feet may land.November 13, 2009 at 12:07 am #117225Hi,
I am John from USA and my age is 21 years and gender is male.I have not any credit card. My height 5”8 and colour of hair is black.First Dino song I ever heard is Puke And Cry. I have completed my study in last July month. I am a software engineer and now I am doing job. I just love games and sports.Listening music, playing and watching games and watching movies, drawing are my hobbies.I like also video games and the Internet. I am new on this forum so if I have problem in future please help me. I have also interest in politics and Obama is my favourite politician in America. Thank you.December 6, 2009 at 12:10 pm #117226Oh my. Thank you spammer for bringing this topic back to life.

I absolutely love people who know what I’m talking about when I say this…
"I am a loner, a crazy wide eyed loner on a doomed mission to Venus to battle with the three headed mega beast but on the way I caught cornflakes disease."
December 6, 2009 at 1:15 pm #117227You know what comes after Cornflakes Disease?
Honey Nut Cornflakes Disease
December 6, 2009 at 3:08 pm #117228
Do you remember the commercials for Nut N’ Honey? Priceless.
[youtube]E-TP5vzTFII[/youtube]February 8, 2010 at 3:15 pm #117229"girl" wrote:"I am a loner, a crazy wide eyed loner on a doomed mission to Venus to battle with the three headed mega beast but on the way I caught cornflakes disease."Hold on, hold on, that’s not how the pigeons do it. You’re supposed to stamp on her head and peck her.
Sweet jebus, I haven’t watched that motion picture for quite some time, but your quote brought it all back.
February 8, 2010 at 6:53 pm #117230Well you’re completely wrong you know, cos’ I don’t love you. Cos I don’t love anyone because loves for girls and girls are dis gust ing!
And I always wanted a shirt that said this:
Pants Pie:
flour
sugar
honey
vodka
and your pantsOh Rik Mayall, I think you are dreamy. Dreamy like in a I just escpaed from the mental institution and am currently residing in your bushes type way.
February 10, 2010 at 9:29 am #117231Age- 27
Gender– Male
Hair– Brown
Eyes– Green
Guitar– Telecaster
First CD– Weezer (blue album)
First LP– Rolling Stones "Hot Rocks"
First Dino Song– "Freak Scene" on a mixtape somebody made for my oldest brother (who thought Jesus Jones was the future of rock).
First Car– ’89 Toyota Carolla wagon
Job- Apple Stacker at Broadripple Kroger.
Favorite beverage– black coffee
Best Goodwill Find– Frank Zappa’s "Sheik Yerbouti" double vinyl for $1.
Second Best Goodwill Find– Michael Bolton "world tour ’94" t shirt
Beer– Boy Howdy!February 16, 2010 at 12:21 am #117232I just realized that I have seen this but never filled it out.
Age- 25
Gender– Female
Hair– Brown
Eyes– Blue
Guitar– Banging a drummer.
First CD– Marcy Playground
First LP– Elvis – can’t remember which one now
First Dino Song– I Don’t Think So
First Car– Second generation(?) Ford Ranger, turned into a pheasant hunting truck, and fully equipped with spotlights and switches galore.
Job- Doctor’s office
Favorite beverage– Dr. Pepper
Best Goodwill Find– Chair ($5) – now referred to as "Cletus"
Second Best Goodwill Find– Pink flamingo with a broken leg – "Upwood"
Beer– GuinnessFebruary 16, 2010 at 7:33 am #117233age:older than Girl,younger than Stefka
gender:male
hair:brown
eyes:brown
guitar:does`nt have a name
first cd:Genesis-Selling England By The Pound
first lp:? (first tape-Dire Straits-Brothers In Arms)
first Dino song:Puke And Cry
job:primate fashion designer and guard under Girl`s bed
fav beverage:Dr Pepper
Goodwill find:?February 17, 2010 at 4:46 pm #117234"essgee09" wrote:job:primate fashion designerDo you have a business card for Monkey?
February 18, 2010 at 7:29 am #117235"PunkyJ" wrote:"essgee09" wrote:job:primate fashion designerDo you have a business card for Monkey?

Yes

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