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SG prefers reacharounds. While you sing the Canadian national anthem.
A little something about myself…
Name — Girl Girlington
X-Ray Vision — Yes please!
Biggest fear — Losing a limb. Or waking up in a hotel room naked with Ron Jeremy and as a result having to have a limb amputated.
Ambitions in life — To have a monopoly on the straw hat making business and to eat a grapefruit today.That’s funny because I thought his only saving grace was when he was brutally murdered in that movie.
That’s funny because I always thought his only saving grace was his Nardwuar interview.
Well, that and autofellatio.
I’m sorry but he is just gross. Even more so then male porn stars normally are. There is just nothing appealing about a balding fat guy in sweatpants and a hawaiian shirt.
And why is that that men in pornos are yuck looking? I never watched a porno in my life, you know because I am a respectable girl, but from what I’ve heard on the christian chat rooms is that men in the adult film industry aren’t very good looking.
It’s true, even as a man I wish they’d have less trashy looking dudes. And I hate it when they leave their shirt on, because what everybody wants to see is half of a pair of pale ass cheeks flapping away.
Ron Jeremy’s only gained weight in the recent decades, he was skinny for most of his career. The reason he still has a job in the porn industry is that he still enjoys having sex and the starlettes like fucking guys who don’t have to use drugs to get an erection. I haven’t actually watched any of his movies, but I did read the entire Wikipedia article, including the factual parts.
Most of the dudes are gross musclely meatheads with tribal tattoos and who get really red in the face when they exert themselves. Or they are freakishly skinny and you just want to feed them a sandwich. Kind of like I feel about Bradford Cox. Though he hasn’t reverted to porn. Yet.
"malcolm tent" wrote:I swear to gods, if one more person tells me I need to eat a sandwich. . .I knew it! You really are a malnourished rogue porn star! Roaming the land banging feral chicks, foraging for roots and berries and refusing to eat sandwich’s from the hands of strangers.
Well I do as a matter of fact, they don’t call me tony bologna for nuthin’.
Or actually around here it would probably go tonas bolognas.
"tonas" wrote:Or actually around here it would probably go tonas bolognas.Actually around here we call him Tony the bologna pony. But that is for very different, non-sandwich related reasons.
"girl" wrote:"tonas" wrote:Or actually around here it would probably go tonas bolognas.Actually around here we call him Tony the bologna pony. But that is for very different, non-sandwich related reasons.
I get it ! I get it !
It’s because his penis is really big, right ?
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