Tell me a little something about yourself…

[tonas]

Good thing I’m not mentioned on Rich’s small penis thread, I guess I get my own Bologna sized thread

[girl]

"tonas" wrote:

…I guess I get my own Bologna sized thread

And isn’t that all a man really wants out of life?

[tonas]

"girl" wrote:

"tonas" wrote:

…I guess I get my own Bologna sized thread

And isn’t that all a man really wants out of life?

Amen

[PunkyJ]

"tonas" wrote:

Well I do as a matter of fact, they don’t call me tony bologna for nuthin’.

Or actually around here it would probably go tonas bolognas.

I am now in the process of rewriting "My Bologna Has a First Name" just for you.

[girl]

My bologna has a first name
It’s T-O-N-A-S

That is pretty much the most fantastic thing in the world right now.

[tonas]

*Singing the My Cherona melody* Ma ma ma my bolonga……

[hotmessization]

Age- 21 (22 in April)
Gender– Male
Hair– N/A
Eyes– Blue
Guitar– Ovation Preacher (her name’s Jessica)
First CD– Jamiroquai – Synkronized (I was 11, just let it be)
First LP– The Jam – All Mod Cons
First Dino Song– "Bulbs of Passion"
First Car– 1993 Ford Taurus. I still drive this.
Job- Comedian, musician, full-time volunteer
Favorite beverage– Orange soda
Best Goodwill Find– Jurassic Park The Musical t-shirt
Second Best Goodwill Find– Clinton/Gore button
Beer– Samuel Smith’s Taddy Porter

[girl]

"hotmessization" wrote:

Best Goodwill Find– Jurassic Park The Musical t-shirt

The planets aligned and the angels sang when you found this, my friend.

And welcome to the board!

[Robert]

Someone gave me a pair of Massey Ferguson briefs today. They’re awesome and I’m sure they’re the latest craze among farmers across the world.

[girl]

Getting undies as presents?! Did Christmas come early?

I once gave someone a pair of undies but it was under very different circumstances. And I do believe that they would’ve been a big hit with farmers as well.

[Robert]

Yes ! And for once I didn’t get edible undies, but actual factual undies that I can wear without being afraid that girls will start eating them off of my body. I do hope it didn’t count as my christmas present though.

Was the undies you gave made of lettuce ?

[girl]

Edible undies are the devil. Have you ever worn them? Stupid question. I’m talking to Robert. Of course he’s worn them. I bet he’s wearing a pair right now.

It’s like wearing a fruit roll-up.

And in the land of no salad, the girl with lettuce undies is Queen.

[Robert]

Of course I have ! Who do you take me for ? It makes me feel like a juicy explosion of fingerlicking goodness.
The girl with lettuce undies is the Queen in any and every land.

[tonas]

I bet Robert has worn a pair of Manties too.

[Robert]

Did girl tell you ?! I bet she told you ! Oi ! girl, you promised me that you wouldn’t tell anyone and that those pictures you took where for your eyes only.

I looked stunning in them though.

[Author]

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