Tell me a little something about yourself…

[PunkyJ]

This is why I shouldn’t leave the board unattended for a week. ha I just wanted to say that my very first gun pictures were taken topless, although you can’t really see much. I would post them, but I think the one Girl posted of me is more flattering.

[girl]

I’m not a big fan of guns and my naked flesh. The only cold steel I let touch my bare skin is that of handcuffs…And that of a bridle and bit when I’m playing "kentucky Derby" during foreplay…But I am a big fan of topless!

Oh my, I think if I owned a gun I would try to be cool and stuff it down the front of my pants like they do in the movies. But instead of being suave I would probably shoot myself in my lady junk.

[Robert]

"PunkyJ" wrote:

I just wanted to say that my very first gun pictures were taken topless

Of course they were, I’d be shocked if they weren’t. Actually, I was quite taken aback when you posted a picture of yourself firing a gun without being topless, it was really out of character.

[PunkyJ]

Well, this is a family site, so I tried to be modest for once.

[Robert]

"PunkyJ" wrote:

Well, this is a family site, so I tried to be modest for once.

It has come to my attention that modesty is a trait you humans hold dear, so I won’t argue with that. Suffice to say, I simply don’t think it suits you.

[tonas]

"girl" wrote:

But instead of being suave I would probably shoot myself in my lady junk.

[In my best Butthead voice] Uhh Huhhh You said Lady Junk…………..

[Robert]

"girl" wrote:

But instead of being suave I would probably shoot myself in my lady junk.

Yeah, you wouldn’t want to danger your mangina.

[PunkyJ]

"girl" wrote:

Oh my, I think if I owned a gun I would try to be cool and stuff it down the front of my pants like they do in the movies. But instead of being suave I would probably shoot myself in my lady junk.

I have this lovely image in my head of Girl and I, strolling around with guns down the front of our pants, hunting zombies. I should put this on canvas.

[Robert]

Yes, or on my camcorder. Lesbian Zombie Slayers. Indeed.

[tonas]

I second that motion.

[girl]

"PunkyJ" wrote:

…I should put this on canvas.

You know "canvas" is another word that they use for my naked body in the art world.

[Robert]

I’m wearing clothes !

[essgee09]

"Robert" wrote:

I’m wearing clothes !

And Bizzaro Robert is`nt?

[Robert]

I guess we’ll never know, SG.

[Robert]

I’m

50% sex robot
50% ninja
&
100% delusional.

It’s a wonderful world.

[Author]

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