That’s gross!

[Robert]

seeing as he only knows the wrong way to perform it, you?re my only hope.

[girl]

I’ll do my best. Am I supposed to use my tongue?

[Robert]

I think that is the only way

[girl]

Okay, got it. Am I supposed to use my body to try to rub some life back into you as well?

[Robert]

preferably, yes.
I for one would consider it a bonues

[girl]

A bonus? So that’s not really a correct medical procedure?

[Robert]

sorry, a little typo snuck in there.
it was supposed to say "yes, that is the correct way to do it."

[girl]

So your hand is supposed to be moving up my shirt?*laughs*

[Robert]

yes, that is only natural reflexes, it means that you?re doing the right thing, congratulations ! you?re on your way to being a lifesaver.

[girl]

I might have to start saving your life in private from now on. *looks around* There are a lot of people watching.

[Robert]

yes, I think you might be on to something there

[girl]

Don’t worry folks, I think he’s going to make it.

[Robert]

and remember kids, don?t try this at home

[girl]

"Robert " wrote:

and remember kids, don?t try this at home

He’s absolutely right. We are trained professionals and we only make this look easy.

[girl]

"deepsludge " wrote:

Kid Cancer is gross.

And tragic

[Author]

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