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This morning I was getting ready to take a shower (well, to be honest it was more like noon) when I thought I heard a knock at my door. I say "thought" because I was listeing to music and the shower was on so I really couldn’t be too sure. Regardless, I poke my head out of the bathroom and nothing.
So girl takes a shower and is clean and her hair smells great but she is still curious about whether she heard a knock or not. Did I mention she likes to talk about herself in third person sometimes?
Okay, so I open my door and their is a bag full of empty soda cans. How bizarre is that? I’m telling myself that it’s from a secret admirer who trying to tell me I’ve opened up the soda can of his heart. Delusions get me through 95% of my day.
So has anything strange happened to you lately? Any insight on why there are empty cans left at my door?
Maybe the cans were full when the person knocked on the door, but he drank them all while waiting for you to get out of the shower. Then, having drank far too many sodas, he had to use the bathroom rather urgently… so he ran off in search of relief, leaving all the empty cans behind.
Or maybe someone just left you their garbage.
"RSTguitars " wrote:Maybe the cans were full when the person knocked on the door, but he drank them all while waiting for you to get out of the shower. Then, having drank far too many sodas, he had to use the bathroom rather urgently… so he ran off in search of relief, leaving all the empty cans behind.I like this theory. The hobo mistaking my place for the recycling center just isn’t adding up though. I mean there is a 5 cent refund in Vermont. What self respecting vagrant would leave without collecting their money? None. That’s who.
I forgot to tell you that they are little tiny cans and they’re also inside one of those bags that holds oranges and then stuffed inside a plastic bag. Raise of hands, who wants pictures?
"deepsIush " wrote:Hmm contruct a giant whale like the one at Ripley’s Believe It Or Not, Florida?Of course! It all makes sense now!
Quote:Yeah. I’ve been stalking this family who I assume to be my rich foster parents.I find nothing strange about this at all.
"girl " wrote:I forgot to tell you that they are little tiny cans and they’re also inside one of those bags that holds oranges and then stuffed inside a plastic bag. Raise of hands, who wants pictures?Hmmmm… I would say that i’d like to see a picture of your tiny cans… but I’m afraid it may be taken out of context!
"RSTguitars " wrote:Hmmmm… I would say that i’d like to see a picture of your tiny cans… but I’m afraid it may be taken out of context!*laughs*
I think what I’m going to do is turn these cans into bongs and make a fortune selling them to those who need something to smoke their hippie lettuce out of. I am a genius.
[img]http://www.beer-mall.com/images/3-colors.jpg[/img]"SonicD " wrote:anal toys?I guess…if you use your imagination anything’s possible.
I have two chairs in my yard and they were moved around. I bet it was just kids but it’s still strange nonetheless. I think somebody is deliberatley messing with me. That or I’m deeply paranoid.
"deepsIush " wrote:That happened to me. I went into an empty garage and there were two chairs right in the center facing the wall. The earlier evening, they had been in the backyard.
Curse these young folk! It kind of sucks knowing that someone has been touching your stuff. I guess it’s time to set up the fence with barbed wire at the top.
You know what else is strange? One time I got a pice of floss stuck in my teeth and had to get it out with another piece of floss. Now that’s weird!
"girl " wrote:You know what else is strange? One time I got a pice of floss stuck in my teeth and had to get it out with another piece of floss. Now that’s weird!That happened to maxini too, on numerous occasions.
However, last time maxini thought it happened, it turned out that something else than another piece of floss was stuck… maxini thinks that the thing that was stuck to begin with, actually got more stuck by flossing that first time.
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