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"Robert" wrote:Every implication of that sentence scares me.
Scare the pants right off of you? That is what I was going for.
"PunkyJ" wrote:Scare the pants right off of you? That is what I was going for.In that case, let me congratulate you in your triumph !
PunkyJ: Scaring the pants of boys since 1997.
The other day I put my little niece into a dress and it came with little undies but she refused to put them on. Well, she refused to put them on her bottom…
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And I have no idea where in the world she got the idea from to put undies on her head.
She most certainly didn’t get that from me.I’m irresistable. I know.
If that is the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man she is holding, then we truly are soul mates. Plus, I think those man-panties really bring out the color in your eyes. Schmexy!
*Jumps up and down* *Is happy she’s wearing a bra* It is the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!
That’s it! I officially want to take you out behind a bowling alley and get you pregnant.
And the funny thing is that isn’t the only picture I have with undies on my head. I have another one where I’m playing poker and have limited amount of clothes on with my own panties perched on my noggin. But it was taken back when I was a dirty filthy smoker so I opted for silly, scratch that, I mean sexy picture instead.
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Check out my kick-ass shoes I found for $3 at Goodwill. Told you we keep it classy in Kansas.
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This is my new dance
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Those are awesome! What were you supposed to be? 70’s porn star? A 70’s porn star who got bit on the arm by a zombie? A 70’s porn star who got bit on the arm by a zombie and now has to be examined by a mustachioed EMT to see if she can still do porn or if her ladybits have fallen off?
And if that is a pantsuit you are wearing I might have to kidnap you.
"girl" wrote:Those are awesome! What were you supposed to be? 70’s porn star? A 70’s porn star who got bit on the arm by a zombie? A 70’s porn star who got bit on the arm by a zombie and now has to be examined by a mustachioed EMT to see if she can still do porn or if her ladybits have fallen off?I swear you are the only person that got that! He was a 70’s porn paramedic and I was his disco victim. As a couple, we were a bad 70’s porn. It was a last minute idea, but we did get to watch several 70’s pornos for the sake of research, so I’m not complaining.
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"PunkyJ" wrote:I swear you are the only person that got that!Do you know how with some twins they can sense eachother’s pain or when one is in trouble?
On Halloween night I looked far off in the distance towards Kansas and said, "Wait a minute weremonkey, stop molesting me with your banana phone because I think my secret double agent porno twin is in trouble! I sense she has just slipped into a polyester disco jumpsuit!"
True story.
And Tony! Love the pic! Pool is super awesome good happy fun time. We should play sometime. You. Me. And my father, the guy on the Pringles can.
"PunkyJ" wrote:[img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1154.snc4/149614_566256530983_77201894_32909803_2547264_n.jpg[/img]Punky it looks like you got period on your face, gross……..
"Tony Raines" wrote:What’s the bandaid doing on your arm, PunkyJ???Somewhere there is a picture of the Zombeaner taking a bite out of it.
"tonas" wrote:"PunkyJ" wrote:Punky it looks like you got period on your face, gross……..Gimme a kiss!
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