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I can only go so long before it starts to itch, once that happens I have to shave. The trick for me is keeping it trimmed at a non itchy length. Which is usually just some stubble.
"tonas" wrote:I can only go so long before it starts to itch, once that happens I have to shave. The trick for me is keeping it trimmed at a non itchy length. Which is usually just some stubble.To clarify, I actually prefer just some stubble to a full on beard. It’s at a length that is just enough of a feel to make you wild without feeling like you have some wandering drifter between your thighs who hasn’t seen the shiny side of a razor in his travels.
For a post-your-pic thread, this page seems to be lacking in the very reason for its existence. To help rectify that, I have included a somewhat blurry pic of Murph and I unintentionally making funny faces around a very tired and cranky J, that was taken backstage, back in April.
Also, for the record, SG does not have a face, per say. He’s a ghost in the machine. An intelligence that exists in the Internet, who also happens to be Canadian.
I wonder sometimes if SG’s head it split in half like Terrance & Philip from South Park. You know the top of his head just bouncing around as he talks.
"tonas" wrote:I wonder sometimes if SG’s head it split in half like Terrance & Philip from South Park. You know the top of his head just bouncing around as he talks.I put huge rubber bands around my head so it won`t do that
"Mattman" wrote:For a post-your-pic thread, this page seems to be lacking in the very reason for its existence.Oh no! The administration is here! *quickly shuffles papers to make it look like we’re not slacking and have always made every single post here on topic*
*uses best official sounding, always the professional type voice*
Oh Mattman, what a surprise! I was just telling everyone how to properly post a pic. What’s that? Why are there ducks wearing tiny scuba diving outfits swimming around in a child’s swimming pool in the office break room? Oh…uh…they are doing research! *nods emphatically* Yes, yes important research. They are a part of a scientific srudy to see how posting pictures under water affects Freaksceners quality of life.
Then why did you find this memo that says: Train ducks to wear tiny scuba suits not for research but to find cool sunken treasure.
Huh. Where did you say you found that? Interesting. Holy moly, what’s that behind you??!! *throws down ninja style smokebomb and makes an escape while you’re distracted*I like your picture! It looks like Murph is saying "Well would you look at that? Ducks wearing tiny scuba gear."
Here’s an old one of me that I thought was appropriate because instead of lovely summer dresses and bikinis, summer decided not to visit Vermont so it’s winter parkas and scarves for the lot of us this year…
It’s cold."girl" wrote:*SG croons Blue Eyes by Freakwater to Girl*
Nice try, girl, but I kung-fu ninjas as part of my pre-breakfast workout (I also karate chop some zombies and wrangle robots). There’s just no using the old smoke-bomb trick against me. I saw you climb up into the air vent.
Anyway, the scuba duck project was approved months ago. I assume it’s proceeding as scheduled…Really, what kind of admin do you think I am? Do you think that I can just waltz back in here, after being gone for so long, and start throwing my considerable power around? Well, I totally can!!! So get those ducks in a row or it’s curtains for you! Curtains!!!
"Mattman" wrote:Nice try, girl, but I kung-fu ninjas as part of my pre-breakfast workout (I also karate chop some zombies and wrangle robots). There’s just no using the old smoke-bomb trick against me. I saw you climb up into the air vent. Anyway, the scuba duck project was approved months ago. I assume it’s proceeding as scheduled…
Really, what kind of admin do you think I am? Do you think that I can just waltz back in here, after being gone for so long, and start throwing my considerable power around? Well, I totally can!!! So get those ducks in a row or it’s curtains for you! Curtains!!!
Oh no! Curtains!!!! The most deadly of all the home decorations!
Well played, Mattman. You win this round…
I think a revenge plotting montage is in order!
*cues music*
*puts on a sweat suit*
*climbs to the top of a volcano, shakes fists and shouts MAAAAATTTTTMMMMAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!! into the void*"girl" wrote:*climbs to the top of a volcano, shakes fists and shouts MAAAAATTTTTMMMMAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!! into the void*You could look inside to see if Limbaugh`s still in there
*not that we care*
"girl" wrote:*climbs to the top of a volcano, shakes fists and shouts MAAAAATTTTTMMMMAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!! into the void*Careful you don’t "slip" and "fall in". Volcanoes are hazardous and I should hate for there to be an "accident".
GS, I wouldn’t wrangle Celine Dione even if using karate chopped zombie parts. You keep your crazy Canadian cyborgs safely in Canadia, thanks!
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