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"erin the great" wrote:damn, I can’t wait till I get out of uni. i can fuck with all the computers i want and get them replaced for free.
If the wait seems unbearable I suspect seducing one of the tech heads at your university will give you the same benefits."erin the great" wrote:but I don’t like Apple. that’s basically it.Then you’re basically super crazy ? Or are you a ubuntu babe ?
I already have seduced a guy, and he liked it so much that I’m stuck with him for awhile.
So there goes that option!It’s not that I don’t like Apple, I don’t admire their business practices. i.e not selling Leopard seperately since they’re raking all their cash in on hardware sales. And iPods could be alot better built for the price you pay.
…and my main PC does infact have ubuntu and XP dual booted.
I see. Back to plan A then
That is, my young padawan, the facts of the corporate world. Microsoft, Apple, Sony, Coca Cola, Phillip Morris and so on have allways and will allways cater to their own(share holders,) needs many times over before they think of the consumers.
I knew it !
Before you know it you’ll be wearing tight t.shirts that has binary code that translates into, yeah I know they’re great, stop looking at them you geek written on the chest.Is it wrong to want to trade places with the guy in the orange shirt?
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I think a drop kick to the head is a perfect trade off to see up Vinnie Jones’ shorts.
I think it’s a fine example of human kinds basic urges, and thus completely normal.
And as you say yourself, the upside is the fantastic bonus at the end of that leg.Personally I’ve concluded these last days that I’m prepared to have my nose at the recieving end of an patented flying elbow if it enables me enough good will to go steady with his sister.
That would be fantastic! Then we could go on double dates and roll people’s heads up in car windows and drive away. Then we could just stare at Vinnie Jones and admire how sexy and ugly he is all rolled up into one.
Oh Vinnie, you look like a botched science experiment I once did in highschool.I’m sorry, I’m currently boy crazy at the moment. But I promise it isn’t so bad as to me writing girl plus so and so in hearts on my notebook
Perfect. And I could ask Vinnie if his friend Desert Eagle is jealous on you or if you’ve got some sort of ménage à trois thing going on.
*resists urge to post a terribly naughty reply*
Vinnie Jones stop undressing me with your eyes and then redressing me in leather.
Ha, that was unexpected ! I thought you hade made encouraging your urges into an artform
sorry about the undressing and redressing in leather, that was actually me. please don’t tell vinnie,nor his friends desert eagle.
"Robert" wrote:Ha, that was unexpected ! I thought you had made encouraging your urges into an artformI did and I also teach a class on the subject on Tuesdays but children might come here and I don’t want to have the corruption of yet another minor on my hands.
Quote:sorry about the undressing and redressing in leather, that was actually me. please don’t tell vinnie,nor his friends desert eagle.Oh no! I hope he doesn’t find out and you try to shoot him to death but he’s a crazy freak of nature and catches the bullets with his teeth and the kills you with a samuri sword.
"girl" wrote:I did and I also teach a class on the subject on Tuesdays but children might come here and I don’t want to have the corruption of yet another minor on my hands.On your hands, yes, that’s exactly where you’d have it..
"girl" wrote:Oh no! I hope he doesn’t find out and you try to shoot him to death but he’s a crazy freak of nature and catches the bullets with his teeth and the kills you with a samuri sword.I actually think it’s quite possible that he could kill me with a single burp.
"Robert" wrote:On your hands, yes, that’s exactly where you’d have it..Yes. On my hands. My wandering hands. My extremly naughty hands that like to unbutton jeans.
*snaps out of it*
What was I saying? Unzipping boy’s jeans? *starts wandering again*
Quote:I actually think it’s quite possible that he could kill me with a single burp.He could be riding in an airplanes thousands of miles in the sky and if he looked out his window in your general direction, you’d be dead
"girl" wrote:Yes. On my hands. My wandering hands. My extremly naughty hands that like to unbutton jeans.*snaps out of it*
What was I saying? Unzipping boy’s jeans? *starts wandering again*
*laughs. hard.*
Point taken, I see the validity of having to stop teaching this to the public."girl" wrote:He could be riding in an airplanes thousands of miles in the sky and if he looked out his window in your general direction, you’d be deadGreat, now I’m afraid of airplanes as well. Can you sing me to sleep tonight ?
"Robert" wrote:*laughs. hard.*
Point taken, I see the validity of having to stop teaching this to the public.Yeah and I got in trouble with the board when it was reported that "allegedly" I bent over my desk and had my students spank me with a ruler.
Quote:Great, now I’m afraid of airplanes as well. Can you sing me to sleep tonight ?When Vinnie Jones sings you to sleep you immediately have an orgasm. But if you prefer me to sing to you that can be arranged.
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