The board of education are such mundane bores, I highly question their ability to value being taught the important things in life. And how to administer a good spanking is definetely such an important thing.
And they said "being blindfolded and tied to the bed" wasn’t considered an appropriate extra curricular activity. Puh-leaze.
My brain went blurry for a second there, what I was going to say was that they were probably just jealous because they didn’t have such a curriculum when they went to school.d