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Picture this:
you’ve been at the office for several days(and nights,) in a row and you’re no longer sure of anything. What should’ve been lunch turned out to be thursday night, your dinner was served at four in the morning, and the furry beast in the corner is simply an overcoat.If you find yourself in such a position there’s only one thing to do.
Instead of going home to collapse you need to buy yourself a green bathrobe. Remember to take a towel from one of the office bathrooms. This is important. Put on the bathrobe. Place said towel around neck. Smile to your friend and head for the nearest pub. There you’ll act out the scene from hitchikers guide to the galaxy where Ford and Arthur buys 6 pints of bitter(beer in general will be accepted,) talk a little about Tricia, the end of the world and not being from Guildford. Then you’ll rush out muttering ‘my house, my house !’ Your friend finishes his last beer, shouts out ‘people of the earth, the next round is on me.’ Leaves some money on the counter and dashes out the door.
Repeat the pub routine 10 times.
Find your bed.
"r.a. raines " wrote:I guess you could work a few more days until your overcoat comes to life.
And make sure to televise your mental breakdown.Glad you made it through, It feels as if I have been that busy lately, it’s 1:22 pm and I’m just now getting ready to stop for the day. I’m so tired I think I’m going to just sleep in my clothes again this evening.
Which is a good thing because we heat with wood and the fire is usually a bit on the down low about 6 AM.
It’s nice to already have a sweater and jeans and socks on when you wake up……..not as cold."The return of Kurticus " wrote:So Robert, did you follow kurticus’s lead and crush a 15’r of Miller Light?On his head?
"The return of Kurticus " wrote:So Robert, did you follow kurticus’s lead and crush a 15’r of Miller Light?Please explain how any incarnation of Miller can be classified as beer.
Quote:Please explain how any incarnation of Miller can be classified as beer.It won the Best American Style Light Lager 4 times in the last 6 competitions. Says so right on the can. You can’t argue with those numbers buddy!!!
Come on, you really can’t resist!!!
Ah, Miller Light.
Ah, Ottercreek Copper Ale.
Ah, Bass.
Ah, tequila mixed with gin, vodka, rum, triple sec, and a splash of sweet and sour mix/sprite/coke.You gotta diversify man!!!
"The return of Kurticus " wrote:Ah, Ottercreek Copper Ale.You only say this because you secretly want to come visit me. Days that end in "Y", right?
"The return of Kurticus " wrote:It won the Best American Style Light Lageroh I see. Yeah, that changes everything… American Style Light Lager, the name alone makes my tummy sad
Give me bitter, or give medeatha lap dance.OMG heck yeah!!!
You guys! You guys! Holy carp! I just found a place around the corner…and…and…and…they have Bass, and they have Guinness, and…and…they have Newcastle…and…holy cow…they serve it in…in…in…20oz proper pints!!! And it’s only, duhn da da da!!!…$3 per pint!!!!
um, yummy, cheap dank beer…*drool*
Heaven around the corner, that doesn’t sound too shabby
We all need a proper watering hole nearby to survive.
I am looking forward to an invitation so we can hold reality hostage and enjoy a pint or two.
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