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He was last spotted leaving freakscene an hour or so ago.
What is he up to ?
Is he all gloved up, ready to administer some sparkly spanking ?
Or is he simply out to get his whisky fix ?Freakscene is not the same without him, so if anyone has any ideas concerning his whereabouts, what he?s doing when he?s not keeping an watchful eye on us freaksceners, or general speculations regarding the man, the myth, the legend, this is the place to post.
I first met Rich back in 1947 while I was travelling with the carnival. He called me a freak and threw a whiskey bottle (empty, mind you) past my head. Then he laughed a thunderous laugh and showed me his collection of funny hats. That Rich, he’s a hell of a guy!
Was that around the time he made a living travelling from town to town, selling lovepotions and singing old sea shantys ?
Ahem…yes, I was trying to be kind of secretive about that fact. I know he had to tell some tall tales when the CIA wanted to make him an agent during the 60?s, so I wasn?t sure if that was common knowledge.
Of course it’s common knowledge! It was in his best selling autobiography entitled "Why you Wish you Could Be Me"
I?m ashamed to admit that I never read that one, I just saw the oscar winning movie. I guess that part was omitted to pleace the censors.
He?s back !
*the crowd cheers, children cry out in delight, the men bow their heads in recognition, and all the girls screams out their love*
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