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September 5, 2010 at 4:28 pm #137933
Yes, as a professional armpit hairdresser I would think that hippies are a steady source of income for you.
Oh ! And the vegetarion lion with the dry cough !
And even though it’s a completely different episode I really love this line
Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think ?
it’s a line that’s come in handy in many a situation in my daily life.September 5, 2010 at 4:38 pm #137934Oh yes, my lucrative career as a armpit hairdresser has me knee deep in hippies. Though I have to admit it’s not as glamorous as my previous job as Tom Selleck’s personal mustache wrangler.
You know, I have not seen one episode of this new season that came out.
I must remedy that.September 5, 2010 at 4:43 pm #137935"girl" wrote:Oh yes, my lucrative career as a armpit hairdresser has me knee deep in hippies. Though I have to admit it’s not as glamorous as my previous job as Tom Selleck’s personal mustache wrangler.
most amazing mental picture this entire weekend !
is it true that his mustache is a ninjutsu champion on all contintents and the forest moon of Endor ?
And I heard that the only surefire method of controlling it is to sit on it."girl" wrote:You know, I have not seen one episode of this new season that came out.
I must remedy that.Shock horror ! That means you haven’t witnessed the glory of Preacherbots techniques to heal sexual deviancy. Jeez, girl !
September 5, 2010 at 5:17 pm #137936"Robert" wrote:
most amazing mental picture this entire weekend !
is it true that his mustache is a ninjutsu champion on all contintents and the forest moon of Endor ?
And I heard that the only surefire method of controlling it is to sit on it.It’s true! Tiny lassos and combs do nothing. Plus one can never really control a mustache. You just have to brace yourself, take off your underwear and pray that it doesn’t get you pregnant while your sitting on it.
Quote:Shock horror ! That means you haven’t witnessed the glory of Preacherbots techniques to heal sexual deviancy. Jeez, girl !And I could really use those techniques!
September 5, 2010 at 5:21 pm #137937"girl" wrote:It’s true! Tiny lassos and combs do nothing. Plus one can never really control a mustache. You just have to brace yourself, take off your underwear and pray that it doesn’t get you pregnant while your sitting on it.Wow. Of course I’ve heard the rumors, but I’ve thought they were just myths, like aeroplanes, microwave ovens and door locks. To finally see the proof in the pudding, so to speak, is both shocking and exhilerating.
"girl" wrote:And I could really use those techniques!No worries, I’ll give you a crash course. And after you’ve completed the course we’ll put them to the test, and if you’re not cured you’ll get your money back.
It’s the original win win win situation. -
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