"Unsolicited False Tech Advice" with ELJ

[everyonelovesjaron]

Today’s Unsolicited False Tech Advice:

"Don’t download MP3s too quickly; they may lose some of their quality!"

You heard it here first, folks! [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]

[Mattman]

Thanks Jaron, so that’s what was wrong with them… [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img]

Now for my contribution… "Don’t buy AMD computers, they can’t run games." [img]images/smiles/converted/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[antipop]

here’s my advice
"Watch out for strong computer virus’s cause they can recalibrate your refridgerator’s temp".
later trav [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]

[Bucky Ramone]

Today in a shop in Holland: an elderly couple wants to buy a microwave-oven, and asks the guy in the shop the difference between two types. The guy (seeing no obvious differences but the price-tag…) explains to them that the more expensive one has the higher-quality micro-waves…..

[everyonelovesjaron]

Wonderful unsolicited false tips everyone… glad to see you all had a few you’d heard before filed away…

[everyonelovesjaron]

Here’s another fresh piece of unsolicited false tech advice:

"733+ is an innefficient and absurd means of communication."

You heard it here first, folks!!!!11 [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]

[Anthony]

DO NOT USE A LAPTOP ON YOUR LAP BECAUSE THE HEAT IT CREATES MIXED WITH THE FLOURESCENT LIGHT RADIATING OFF THE PANEL DISPLAY CAN AND WILL CAUSE PERMANENT DAMAGE TO YOUR FAMILY JEWELS.

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[everyonelovesjaron]

"When trading bootleg live CDs, always know what gen your CD is. CDs lose quality with age and generations."

You heard it here first, folks! [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]

[antipop]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by anthonyg:
<STRONG>DO NOT USE A LAPTOP ON YOUR LAP BECAUSE THE HEAT IT CREATES MIXED WITH THE FLOURESCENT LIGHT RADIATING OFF THE PANEL DISPLAY CAN AND WILL CAUSE PERMANENT DAMAGE TO YOUR FAMILY JEWELS.

[img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Thats true isn’t! [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/tongue.gif[/img]
later trav

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