US of A in my backyard, eating blackberries.

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  • September 4, 2006 at 1:24 pm #120510
    Robert
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      "maxini " wrote:
      Well, I still like Rich in a platonic kinda way.

      *hears how the bitterness drips like acid onto exposed skin*
      I am glad you´re able to stay friends !

      September 4, 2006 at 2:29 pm #120511
      girl
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        "maxini " wrote:
        I already have a wife… and now I am someone’s wife myself… cool, I guess that makes me a lesbian, woohoo!

        Does that mean your wife is my wife too? Does that make me a polygamist?

        I learned from my wives. Each one has something different to offer.
        Yours specialized at curling eye-lashes. Did you even know that? You should have paid more attention to her. I know I did.

        September 4, 2006 at 3:24 pm #120512
        Robert
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          Why is it thus? What is the reason for this thusness?

          September 4, 2006 at 3:30 pm #120513
          maxini
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            Your wife is my wife and my wife is your wife
            It would take an eternity to break us
            And the chains of Amistad couldn’t hold us

            September 4, 2006 at 3:45 pm #120514
            girl
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              My nipples are like bullets.

              September 4, 2006 at 3:52 pm #120515
              Screaming Life
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                "girl " wrote:
                My nipples are like bullets.

                Mine too!

                September 4, 2006 at 3:56 pm #120516
                Robert
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                  I’m a martyr to my monthlies.

                  September 4, 2006 at 4:13 pm #120517
                  girl
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                    I woke up this morning and my bed’s like a butcher’s slab

                    September 4, 2006 at 5:39 pm #120518
                    Rich
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                      "girl " wrote:
                      I woke up this morning and my bed’s like a butcher’s slab

                      I got to stop working, I come back and am completely lost as to where this post is going.

                      September 4, 2006 at 8:08 pm #120519
                      girl
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                        Oh Rich, He has made me do things that would make a whore blush.

                        September 4, 2006 at 8:59 pm #120520
                        Rich
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                          "girl " wrote:
                          Oh Rich, He has made me do things that would make a whore blush.

                          You mean go to church!

                          September 5, 2006 at 1:00 pm #120521
                          girl
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                            Whenever I go into a church the holy water starts to boil and bubble. Is that normal?

                            September 5, 2006 at 1:20 pm #120522
                            Rich
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                              "maxini " wrote:
                              For the record, small penises is what turned me into a lesbian.

                              so instead of small penis’s you go to no penis’s

                              whata transitition.

                              September 5, 2006 at 1:20 pm #120523
                              Rich
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                                "girl " wrote:
                                Whenever I go into a church the holy water starts to boil and bubble. Is that normal?

                                The church doesn’t let me in, the doors slam shut and white light encases it.

                                September 5, 2006 at 1:31 pm #120524
                                Robert
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                                  "Rich " wrote:
                                  The church doesn’t let me in, the doors slam shut and white light encases it.

                                  Do you feel that this is making it harder for you to be a good catholic ?

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