US of A in my backyard, eating blackberries.

[girl]

"Robert " wrote:

Do you feel that this is making it harder for you to be a good catholic ?

I think all the premarrital sex makes it harder for him to be a good catholic…oh, and using protection.

[Robert]

"girl " wrote:

I think all the premarrital sex makes it harder for him to be a good catholic…oh, and using protection.

So, wait -he is having sex now ?!?
Also, I am a bit insecure, and jealous, as to how and why you know so much about his apparent sexlife. I used to be the one he confided in.

[girl]

"Robert " wrote:

Also, I am a bit insecure, and jealous, as to how and why you know so much about his apparent sexlife. I used to be the one he confided in.

Don’t be jealous. We just happen to attend the same "catholics gone bad" weekly support meetings.

[Robert]

So basically, what you´re saying is that there´s meetings, every week, where catholic boys and girls confesses their sins and tells tales about their battle against the desires of the flesh ? Oh my, I need to find me one of those !

[Rich]

"Robert " wrote:

So basically, what you´re saying is that there´s meetings, every week, where catholic boys and girls confesses their sins and tells tales about their battle against the desires of the flesh ? Oh my, I need to find me one of those !

The place we go to is St Marys Tavern.

[girl]

I’ve spent many a day repenting after a night at St. Mary’s.

[Robert]

Is it necessary to be a catholic to attend these support meetings ? And is videotaping allowed ?

[girl]

"Robert " wrote:

And is videotaping allowed ?

It’ll be just like "prayer night" at the priest’s house!

[Rich]

"girl " wrote:

"Robert " wrote:

And is videotaping allowed ?

It’ll be just like "prayer night" at the priest’s house!

Yes only Catholics allowed.

[Robert]

That settles it, I´ll become a catholic right after work tomorrow.

[girl]

We should start a club then called the catholic crusaders.

[Robert]

Awesome.

Question, do I have to dress up as a school boy for my catholicification tomorrow ?

[girl]

"Robert " wrote:

Question, do I have to dress up as a school boy for my catholicification tomorrow ?

Only if you want to be cradled in the arms of jesus.

[Robert]

"girl " wrote:

Only if you want to be cradled in the arms of jesus.

I am not sure. I would think that was a good thing, but the tone of your voice makes me wonder if there´s something you´re not telling me.

[girl]

*hides stigmata* Don’t be silly, Robert. Join us. Be one of us.

[Author]

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