US of A in my backyard, eating blackberries.

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  • August 10, 2006 at 4:45 pm #120345
    Robert
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      *calls insurance company to check if they cover possible bullet holes and damage caused by general carnage.*

      August 10, 2006 at 6:14 pm #120346
      Rich
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        "girl " wrote:
        "Rich " wrote:
        Mine thinks I died last year, hence why I need to live in Roberts car

        I’ll be living next to an outlaw on the run! :o My only hope is to not come home to you barracading yourself in while a swarm of officers have you surrounded.

        yes please tint the windows, and how was I supposed to know dating a sparrow was illegal

        August 10, 2006 at 6:16 pm #120347
        Robert
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          True, they never teach you the important things, do they ? Algebra, tablemanners, sure -but the birds and the bees we have to work out for ourselves. Bastards.

          August 10, 2006 at 6:25 pm #120348
          girl
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            "Rich " wrote:
            …and how was I supposed to know dating a sparrow was illegal

            How could you have known?!

            I sure do hope I’m immune to bullet wounds.

            August 10, 2006 at 6:32 pm #120349
            Rich
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              "girl " wrote:
              "Rich " wrote:
              …and how was I supposed to know dating a sparrow was illegal

              How could you have know?!

              I sure do hope I’m immune to bullet wounds.

              Don’t worry 99% of humans are

              August 10, 2006 at 7:34 pm #120350
              girl
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                Now I’m going to go ask somebody to shoot me in the face. *gives thumbs up*

                August 10, 2006 at 7:45 pm #120351
                Rich
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                  "girl " wrote:
                  Now I’m going to go ask somebody to shoot me in the face. *gives thumbs up*

                  *pulls out revolver*

                  August 11, 2006 at 5:26 am #120352
                  girl
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                    And the bullet is just going to bounce off, right?

                    August 11, 2006 at 7:51 am #120353
                    Robert
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                      *whispers to girl; ´please duck -I need your face for looking at´*

                      August 11, 2006 at 8:41 am #120354
                      BetteDavisLies
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                        Robert: I love Pavement

                        August 11, 2006 at 8:55 am #120355
                        Robert
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                          "BetteDavisLies " wrote:
                          Robert: I love Pavement

                          Any lover of Pavement is a lover of mine. Err…better make that a friend of mine.

                          August 11, 2006 at 11:09 am #120356
                          girl
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                            "Robert " wrote:
                            *whispers to girl; ´please duck -I need your face for looking at´*

                            No, I think I’m going to trust Rich on this one.

                            August 11, 2006 at 4:37 pm #120357
                            Rich
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                              "girl " wrote:
                              "Robert " wrote:
                              *whispers to girl; ´please duck -I need your face for looking at´*

                              No, I think I’m going to trust Rich on this one.

                              Good Job Girl, have I ever failed you before?

                              August 13, 2006 at 1:05 pm #120358
                              girl
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                                You’ve failed plenty of urine tests, but me? Never.

                                August 13, 2006 at 6:24 pm #120359
                                Rich
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                                  That’s exactly the point, Now put this bear costume on.

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