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<BLOCKQUOTE><font>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Another Girl Another Planet:
<STRONG>Hey Stoner Witch(coulda sworn it was a different name when I started),Ouch that sounds like it hurt, broken bones suck…take way to long to heal so out of commission for a long time [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]
That telecaster thing, definitely lame thing to do…did he ever get a payback from you?
One time Voodoo Guy was playing a show, tons of people on the floor and someone brought a soccer ball out..god knows why. Everyone was kicking it around so when it landed by me I wound up and kicked it blindly…whoops. It went straight at Voodoo Guy behind the drums, hit him smack in the face [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] Freak accident definitely, no way did I aim just blind luck on that shot…hard time convincing him of that though [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]
Allison</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
im gonna surprise him sometime soon with a bit of swift bass round back off the head action. just waiting for the right time. [img]images/smiles/converted/smile.gif[/img]
You know the red part off a gum wrapper,like a juicy fruit package?I wrapped it around my finger when I was a kid and told my Mom I cut the top off my finger,she panicked and started running water on it.I laughed and told her it was off the gum package.
One weird thing that used to happen to me that used to freak my friends out,not an accident but a strange coinincidence,I used to
have almost exact money when I would buy something,something would come to $6.09 and in my wallet I would have $6.07!it would happen again and again!i’m now convinced that salami’s a vampire… [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/tongue.gif[/img]
Hey,
Or Salamiguy has some kind of Telepathic talent that he is not quite aware of yet [img]images/smiles/converted/tongue.gif[/img]
Weirdest thing happened to me just about an hour ago…had to play fire girl for the guy downstairs… [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] Fire alarm goes off, I go check out whats happening, theres my neighbor trying to turn off the alarm surrounded by smoke. I ask him what the deal is and he starts talking about the pipes [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] then starts going downstairs. When he opened the door I notice the whole basement is full of smoke, follow him down to check it out. He walks right by his room, I open the door and his stove has these huge flames coming off of it [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] Huge pile of newspapers on top of a lit burner…OMFG, I blast it with the fire extinguisher while he sits down in his chair. Its out but smoke everywhere, I have to give him step by step instructions ie open the window, open the side door to air it out… [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] He starts telling me its no big deal, not the WTC tragedy…not to worry…yeah right. I am meeting with his Psychiatric Social Worker tomorrow, sad really but this guy needs supervision. Don’t want to play fire girl again!!!
Allison [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Another Girl Another Planet:
<STRONG>Weirdest thing happened to me just about an hour ago…had to play fire girl for the guy downstairs… [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
For just a sec .. before I read on to find out that "playing fire girl" referred to putting out actual fires and wasn’t some sort of euphemism for, eh, something else .. I was like [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] what the hell is this?!My brain needs some rest .. sorry about that [img]images/smiles/converted/redface.gif[/img]
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Quote:<STRONG>OMFG, I blast it with the fire extinguisher while he sits down in his chair. </STRONG>Holy shit, sounds to me the guy’s a … ZOMBIE!!! [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]
Hey,
You are pretty close Maxini, he definitely has some zombie characteristics…dementia secondary to long term alcohol abuse [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]
Think its called Korsakoff’s or Wernickes Dementia [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]Odd thing is I was telling Voodoo Guy about my playing fire girl and he reminded me thats an Iggy song off of Blah Blah Blah..now thats scary,I didnt even remember that [img]images/smiles/converted/rolleyes.gif[/img]
This has been a very weird day
Allison [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]
AGAP…you always come up with the craziest threads…this shit cracks me up! (in a sick sort of way…you know, you just have to laugh to deal with it kind of way). I have several so here goes…
1) it is true…I caught the work truck on fire this summer. I found the lighter in the glove box, disassembled, while on the way home from a site. Being bored, I put it back together and returned it to the proper place. 5 minutes later, the girl I’m riding with and I begin discussing how it smells like something is burning. 10 minutes later smoke begins pouring out of the dash as I watch the lighter’s rubber handle smoke, burn, and drop to the floor. I grabbed the remaing part of the lighter from the outlet (nice burn to the finger tips) and threw it to the floor where it continued smoking for some time thereafter. Luckily no major damage was done.
2)While working in a resturaunt in high school I had the excellent oppurtunity to work the meat-slicer. One Sunday (and this happens to be the only day I ever went to this job not on some sort of substance the entire time I worked there, we also used to take 5 gallon gravity hits out of the back pots and pans sink but that’s another story [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img] ) I’m running tomatoes through this thing and catch my hand on the slide pulling my ring finger right into the blade halfway to my first knuckle. Pulled it out and could see the inside of my finger (kinda of cool until I realize…yes that’s MY finger) and blood starts squirting everywhere. I have a nice scar and no feeling on the left side of the cut. Lessons learned…sue the fuck out of people who make you do illegal activities (i was too young to be operating it) like I should have and sobriety kills.
3) I nailed my thumb to a 2×4 using a nail gun, have skipped a 2 1/2" nail directly into the palm of my hand (almost passed out removing that one. They use this glue on them that makes them hold extra tight), and my buddy shot me in the stomach with one. Remember your safety glasses!
and finally…
4) My 21st birthday. All I remember is shot after shot after shot after shot (u get the idea) of Jager. Apparently, at some point, I met the guys playing that night and at some point they wished me Happy Birthday (they played the PIXIE’S carribou, so they had to be cool) and I take off for the stage, try to clear a landing, and wham! nail the railing ( that’s BOLTED to a brick wall) ripping it form the brick. Bartender/ bouncer literally pick me up and throw me out the front door onto High Street. I woke up the next day with several cracked ribs (from the railing or landing on the steps, who knows) and a drunken sickness lasting that day and the next. Alcohal poisoning anyone? Everytime I smell Jager now I still feel like puking. The mistake…letting everyone know it’s my birthday and accepting every offered drink at the bar. [img]images/smiles/converted/confused.gif[/img]Hey Kurticus, you’re not my hero… [img]images/smiles/converted/tongue.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img]
So, the bad news is that you seem a little accident prone. The good news is that you also seem to be immortal! [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]
Did you ever try being shot in the stomach by a cannon? Could be lots of money in it for you if you can take it.. [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kurticus7:
<STRONG>My 21st birthday. All I remember is shot after shot after shot after shot (u get the idea) of Jager.</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>heh! You remind me of my friend Bobby with all that jager talk.. Only, that guy would have to down an entire bottle before he’d even start to show signs of being drunk..! [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]
I think he might be immortal too.. [img]images/smiles/converted/cool.gif[/img]
Hey Kurticus,
Sounds like you need to invest in an Aluminum Foil Protection Device, some wickedly cruel aliens are messing with you [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]
Are you keeping your distance from heavy machinery and dangerous power tools? I had a similar experience as your Jager deal, not quite as intense but of the lemon gin variety when a 16 year old other girl ( [img]images/smiles/converted/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]
Mattman you will be pleased to know I practiced my gliding/hovering skills when doing the fire girl deal…able to keep an eye on the zombie while putting out the flames within escape zone by door [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] It really was a crazy experience, I am so glad I don’t work tonite can’t imagine what would be next [img]images/smiles/converted/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Allison [img]images/smiles/converted/tongue.gif[/img]
i once went on tour with hollabalooza as part of the freak show taking cannon balls to the stomach until one day i dveloped serious pains and the doctor told me if i took one more shot to the stomach i’d die…oh wait…that wasn’t me.
Actually, now I drive 20 foot stake bed trucks w/ trailers, the occasional back-hoe, ditch diggers/trenchers, bob-cats, brick saws (fixed and hand held) and my fav…the chainsaw! When driving I like to say "move that piece of shit or I’ll run it over! HA HA HA HA (sinister vilian laugh)!" It’s almost like a mad max movie!
I’m not accident prone, this shit just happens [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]oh yeah…and I sure as hell never gouged my eye ball on a drum kit which is what started this whole thread anyways! Actually, at my work, if you have an accident you have to wear an orange vest for 5 work days to let everyone know you’re going to make a conscious effort to be more safe. (we call it the Safety Vest of Shame). So basically if you have to wear it, you become a pariah and are ostracized from the landscape community. I’ve only had to wear it 3 times this summer (just kiding). i’m not accident prone…I’m just popular!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Another Girl Another Planet:
<STRONG>Mattman you will be pleased to know I practiced my gliding/hovering skills when doing the fire girl deal…able to keep an eye on the zombie while putting out the flames within escape zone by door [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] It really was a crazy experience, I am so glad I don’t work tonite can’t imagine what would be next [img]images/smiles/converted/rolleyes.gif[/img]Allison [img]images/smiles/converted/tongue.gif[/img]</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hey, glad you’re keeping focus for zombie management.. [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img] Yeah, the hard part about hovering and gliding is the getting off the ground in the first place, takes lots of consentration and matt over minder power. [img]images/smiles/converted/tongue.gif[/img] Once you get it to work that first time, it gets lots easier.. [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img]
Of coarse for people like you and I, whose feet never quite touched the ground in the first place, it’s not much of a problem at all… [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]
Of course, I’m hoping one day to turn the hovering into full flight… [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img]
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This may not count as an accident, but I’ll throw it in anyway. One day as a kid, I noticed one of my milk-tooths starting to feel a little loose. It wasn’t really ready to go at all, but I kept on yanking and messing with it all day, and just b4 going to bed I went "oh, what the heck" (well, something equivalent in swedish rather), gave it one big push and pop it went. Fell right asleep after that. Apparently, I had bleeding big time out of the socket during the night, cuz when my mom woke me up in the morning my face, hair and pillow were all swimming in blood. That tricked her out pretty bad, still recall the horrified expression on her face, [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] doesn’t make it much justice in fact. God knows why, but I found the whole thing pretty amusing afterwards. [img]images/smiles/converted/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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