Welcome.
I went to school with a guy from Norway.
His favorite things were Aquavit (sp?)
Fishball Soup
and he had such a sense of humor!
Like after a few drinks he would find a pretty girl and tell her "I would like to take a peek at your vag-gee-na, it sounds like Teena, the girls would smile and say "excuse me, I’m so sorry, what did you say" He would then say "Oh, nevermind, you will probably say no" This joke went on for 4 years and we never tired of it.
He lives in Oslo now has three children so I take it he has had a few peeks at her Va-gee-na.