Ha ha that was great!
This is my favourite :
Cream: Sunshine Of Your Love (1967)
What the grown-ups say: "The big hook of Sunshine Of Your Love is a grinding, instantly memorable hard-rock riff, stuttering between two notes before hellishly descending for a few more, then rising in an upward squiggle." (http://www.allmusic.com)
What the kids say:
Gabrielle Argh! Vampires!
Beth Ooh, I think this is by my dad.
Ben This song is about a man and a woman and it’s a bad marriage.
Holly It sounds like something spooky. It’s like the Pink Panther.
Sophie I don’t like it. It’s worse than football. My dad watches football all the time and I have to leave the room. My dad went to watch football in Australia.
Ben This is rock music but you could play it at a disco.
Benjamin Yeah, at a dude disco.
Sophie No, not Australia, somewhere like Australia but different.
Attention span: One minute.
Better than Busted? "Some of it."
AAARRGGHH VAMPIRES! Indeed!