I am sad to report that my engagement to xhtml and java scripts was broken off when she left me for php and ssl. I was distraught and heartbroken, but then I got better… Ladies, Mattman is single!
Well, you see there was this guy, and he totally…
*kicks empty whisky bottles under bed*
…well, he was trying to…we really tried to protect your whisky good sir, but there were about twelve of them…and, well -they got away with it.