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Worst case scenarios

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  • This topic has 5 replies, 5 voices, and was last updated 22 years, 10 months ago by FlyingCloud.
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  • April 1, 2003 at 12:11 pm #45896
    Bucky Ramone
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      You can find a lot of solutions to a lot of your everyday problems here! 8) :lol: :wink:

      Some everyday problems:

      How to Foil a UFO Abduction
      How to Control a Runaway Camel
      How to Sober Up Fast
      How to Determine If Your Date Is an Axe Murderer
      How to Survive If Your Parachute Fails to Open
      How to Survive If You Wake Up Next to Someone Whose Name You Don’t Remember

      :roll: :lol: :P

      April 1, 2003 at 2:51 pm #92764
      FlyingCloud
      Participant

        hehe, I didn’t know so far, how many dangers are threatening me – or not…. :lol:
        never met an alligator to wrestle with …at least so far :shock:

        great site, thanks for the link dB :D

        April 1, 2003 at 2:56 pm #92765
        Cloud9
        Participant

          They have some very handy tips
          Especially the How to Foil a UFO Abduction tip, hopefully I need that 1 day :aliensmile:

          April 2, 2003 at 2:28 pm #92766
          expect nothing
          Participant

            greaat siite , veery usefuull :mrgreen: :lol: , thanks for the link :D

            April 2, 2003 at 3:14 pm #92767
            AGAP
            Participant

              Hilarious :aliensmile:

              Maybe we should send a certain someone the golf survival tips… :mrgreen:

              April 5, 2003 at 3:19 pm #92768
              FlyingCloud
              Participant

                really a nice site, worth to check it thoroughly – you never know when you’ll maybe need the knowledge.

                I especially loved this holiday worst case scenario:

                How to silence a group of Carolers?

                Quote:
                Turn up your music.
                Without opening your door, play CDs at high volume. Speed metal and 1970s rock are likely to be in a different key than the carolers, who will be unable to stay in tune, become discouraged, and depart. If you are listening to Christmas music, shut it off immediately, or they may be encouraged to sing along

                :lol: :lol: :lol:

                I know I know, it isn’t the right season to apply this knowledge, but I guess, a blasting "Out there" or "Little Fury Things" could easily bring them out of tune – at least it’s nicer to listen to than to Speed Metal or 70’s Rock :shock: :P

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