Worst songs to play at a wedding.

[malcom]

I wast joking around with a girlie tonight on the phone. She said she was wearing black at her wedding and wanted to go down the aisle to "Walking on Sunshine" or something equally horrible. I said "Fists of Love" by Big Black would be funnier. So thus, we came up with a list of bad wedding songs. I know you freaks can one-up us though.

"Fists of Love" by Big Black
"Johnny Hit and Run Pauline" by X
"Too Drunk to Fuck" by the Dead Kennedys
"Ever Fallen in Love" by the Buzzcocks
"Lets get High" by Cyprus Hill
"Swimsuit Issue" by Sonic Youth
"Bitch" Merideth Brooks
"(She’s a) Runaround" by The Undertones
"Who Was in My Room Last Night" by the Butthole Surfers
"Break My Body" by The Pixies
"Prayer to God" by Shellac
"Screaming at a Wall" by Minor Threat
"Rape Me" by Nirvana

[SG]

Kate Bush-The Wedding List(about a bride who shoots her groom)
Ella Fitzgerald-Miss Otis Regrets(old Cole Porter song,much the same as the Kate Bush song except the woman gets lynched by a mob at the end)
Guided By Voices-The Brides Have Hit Glass
Liz Phair-Divorce Song
Tammy Wynette-D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Hank Williams-Your Cheating Heart
Juliana Hatfield-Let`s Get Married

[Bucky Ramone]

Goldie Lookin Chain – Your mother’s got a penis
Ryan Adams – Love is hell

….and the best (worst ) one:

the Beautiful South – Don’t marry her

Quote:

And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco bay
And you realise you can’t make it anyway
You have to wash the car
Take the kiddies to the park
Don’t marry her, fuck me

[jeremiah]

"Smack My Bitch Up" – Prodigy

on second thought – that one is one of the worst songs to play at any time that your ears are capable of translating vibrations into sound.

[SG]

Etta James-Stop The Wedding
Ray Charles-Makin Whoopee
Stooges-Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell
Thomas Jefferson Slave Apts-Cheaters Heaven

[AGAP]

Buzzcocks-Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn’t Have Fallen In Love With)

Elvis-Cryin’ In The Chapel

[Robert]

a lot of meatloaf songs

all the j-lo songs

anything that’s ever been touched by a backstreet boy

you know that songs by kylie minogue before she was hot ? really annoying, wouldn’t fit at a wedding at all.

the madonna and britney song, it makes my skin crawl

oh and that song by celine dion, no wait, make that every celine dion song

I think that a lot of people would find most of Anal Cunts songs not really tastefull enough for a wedding. You never know though, there’s a lot of strange people out there. Which reminds me of this documentary I saw about this guy who did research on anaconda droppings. He had nice pants though. And a wicked machete. My mother would never let me have a machete like that. I guess his mother isn’t easily scared.

[crazycloud]

NOFX – Lisa and Louise

[SG]

Rock A Teens-I Could`ve Just Died(about going to your ex girlfriend`s wedding and she`s marrying some asshole."A black car comes up the gravel drive,to the door the cheap bastard strides" )
Ween-Baby Bitch

[Carl.]

Dead Milkmen – RC’s Mom

[Author]

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