Dear Swiftie,
I’m sorry my review of the show was a "crud review." By all means if you can do better, then please do so! Those were simply my opinions of the show in general, and granted it was crud to you, but I am pretty proud of myself for it.
BTW, I may have been an idiot for getting a drink, but had you been there you’d have completely understood but since you weren’t I guess that would make you the idiot for jumping to conclusions.
Why do people have to be such elitist pricks???