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Go Malc! Bout time you kicked loose kid. All sounds like a blast cept for the drink driving nonsense. Still, one more chapter in life that you now have experience of, so it’s all good. And ending up on a strangers bathroom floor – genius for your first time, pure genius. The stuff that can’t be taught.
My tip – don’t fill a pint glass with vodka, gin, curacao, martini, bitters, grand marnier, baileys, absinthe and champagne and neck it. Vision goes funny, you think you are a comic genius when all you are doing is grunting with your pants round your ankles, ladies do not find you attractive, and chances are you may be sick.
I very rarely remember my dreams, but had one the other night (I’d had no booze or weed, and was "lucid") in which I was at a hospital, and one of my first ever girlfriend’s gave birth to a child, and said it was mine. I found this difficult to believe for 3 main reasons….
1/ I hadn’t had sex with her since we were 14 – 13 years ago. That’s a long pregnancy.
2/ The baby was 7 years old when it came out – it was very peculiar
3/ The baby was of ethnic origin.I woke up afraid and alone.
Rosa – guess you just don’t have time to take em off – that’s passion for you. But "everyone"??? How many people are there usually in your fully clothed orgy dreams?
bob -I think you can say dry humping. I just said it to my secretary and she laughed. Admittedly, there was no context. Plus, you didn’t say it – you wrote it, there ain’t a jury in the land that would convict you. You’re a free man
Where I’m from, you don’t get much hotter than mother earth, and if you are indeed that, then my little mind is having trouble kompreehendin.
I got a slash wig, but I frighten little children. that was the idea of me buying it though.
handsome is as handsome does.
the fist is scary, hence the attitude, but there is a softer side, n’est ce pas?
No one’s ever called me mr-let’s-crash-rosa’s-slash-daydream-by-posting-my-bald-head before. Do you think that means anything?
On second reading of my last post, it appears slightly xenophobic – not intended, and I did not think that Sophie looked like Asterix before seeing her pic.
numerous – Bette Davis’ Strides
Paul Young – wherever I lay my hat, that’s my home
Anything by Pant era
helmet – black top (band and song clothing items – taken me five hours to come up with that one)I don’t like picture being posted – much prefer to imagine people from their posts – kinda like reading a book, and then being so disappointed when you see the film, coz the characters never look the way that you had imagined them in the book, except for robocop, but that’s kinda cheating coz there’s a picture of robocop on the front of the book and he hasn’t really got any facial characteristics or indeed a face. I like imagining Malky as Dangermouse, Matt as Penfold, Jaron as Baron Greenback, VF as a knowledgable rock thief, with kinda dark hair, Rosa as mother earth wit’ attitude, deeprust as an utter loonie (but with a goal), anyone from France as Asterix, DB as Magnus Magnusson. And so on.
And when you post your pictures you ruin everything for me.
It’s been a bad day.
cheers rusty
may i enquire as to what the difference between boobs and tits is? Is it merely a size thang?
Didn’t look too bad in the Gift if memory serves….
West Ham off the bottom of the Premiership with a cracking goal from Sinclair, after an absolute peach from Di Canio! Oh East London, is wonderful!
Bring on Fulham, Man U, Liverpool and Leeds.
Cool film Allison – didn’t really understand the 3 o’s from the d-line bizniss, but got the gist. Who’s Shoop? Guessing that he’s the quarterback or coach. Good luck for the rest of the season – if West Ham can turn the corner, you guys can.
Oh yeah – England drew with macedonia…..
West Ham off the bottom of the Premiership with a cracking goal from Sinclair, after an absolute peach from Di Canio! Oh East London, is wonderful!
Bring on Fulham, Man U, Liverpool and Leeds.
Cool film Allison – didn’t really understand the 3 o’s from the d-line bizniss, but got the gist. Who’s Shoop? Guessing that he’s the quarterback or coach. Good luck for the rest of the season – if West Ham can turn the corner, you guys can.
Oh yeah – England drew with macedonia…..
