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Jaron
As long as you are speaking our fuckin language, we are undefeatable. Even if you have bastardised it. And smelly????
Ben
Matt
we spent a lot on those watches – the real deal from Singapore. Photoshop my arse.
And as for the rest of you, y’all played yerselves. Believe.
Ben aka Big Daddy MacCock.
Bo! Selecta.
Mother would never let me use the word "telly". Wasn’t too keen on me saying bollocks or snogging either come to think of it. Have never in my life had kippers for brekkie. Rules of cricket are simple – somone chucks a ball at you, you twat it, if it goes straight over the boundary without bouncing, 6 runs, with, 4 runs, or else you get as many runs as possible between the two sets of stumps. If someone catches you, you’re out, if someone hits your stumps with the ball whilst bowling, you’re out, if the ball hits your legs and will pitch in line with the stumps (ie your legs are preventing you being balled out) you’re out (LBW – leg before wicket).
Shame ’bout Amanda, kiddo, but chin up. There’s a lot worse things in this world than being friends with a girl you like. I dread to think how many girls I’ve liked who I haven’t really known, and certainly haven’t known me, so at least you’re one up on me there. Who knows what’ll happen next time you get her horribly drunk and she gets all emotional?
Have fun at the musicy-thingy-whodjamawhatsit.
To take limey disease one step further, perhaps consider slipping these pearls into discourse.
cor blimey, guvnor.
it’s brass monkeys in ‘ere.
knob/wanker/donut/plonker/dipstick
tally ho!Ben
Don’t really know what to say, but I know what you’re going through. Sorry doesn’t really seem to be the right thing to say to you, but my thoughts are with you.
Ben
Chummin the Ocean – Archers of Loaf
Keeblin’ intro on Peel
Nick Drake – Chime of the City Clock/Time has told me/Northern Sky
Pie Jesu – multiple
Flower Duet/Lakme/Leo Delibes
Mayonnaise – Smashing Pumpkins
Straight to You – Nick Cave and the bad seeds
I’ve been loving you (too long) – Otis Redding
Try a little Tenderness – Otis
Let’s stay together – the rev Al Green
Let’s get it onAll English, although half Cockney (east london) and half Mackam (Sunderland, near Newcastle). Guess that makes me a cockam, or a MacCock.
When I was a nipper, I used to have the same dream every night. It took place in the house where I grew up, and involved me waking up in the night due to a noise (I was about 7) and walking out of my bedroom. And lo! What can only be described as an evil-bignosed-witchman-tramp ran up the stairs and grabbed me and took me into the bathroom (tiled floor). He then produced some mustard like squeezy bottles (like the ones you get in cafes/diners) and proceeded to squeeze some of the contents onto my hands and feet. The "substance" was what I at first thought to be glue, as my hands and feet were stuck to the floor, but upon closer inspection, I saw that my hands and feet, and indeed whole arms and legs were starting to disolve, as if having been covered in acid. Pretty fucking disturbing to a 7 year old.
One night, as he was trying to get me, he slipped, covering himself with the ooze and disolving himself. Never had the dream again, but it definitely disturbed me for life. And if I ever see an evil-bignosed-witchman-tramp carrying mustard bottles, I certainly ain’t gonna wait for him to get me!
Madame Rosa (as in dream reader, not proprietor of a house of ill repute) – what does it all mean?
I love these ones Rooster – am always happiest when angry at poor lyrics!
OK – any Oasis, but in particular
"she’s got a sister
and on the palm of her hand is a blister"Deacon Blue – real gone kid
"she’s a real gone kid
maybe now baby
you’ll do what you should have did"gonna have to go back to the talentless idiots Oasis again, the first song that Liam wrote, Little James, for Patsy Kensit’s kid
"live for your toys
even tho they make noise
have you ever played with plasticine
even tried a trampoline
thank you for your smile
you make it all worthwhile
to us "WHY DO DUMB FUCKERS KEEP BUYING THESE TWATS RECORDS AND MAKING THEM THINK THAT THEY ARE THE BEATLES RE-INCARNATE. I WILL FIND YOU IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THEIR RECORDS, AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS THEN. SEVERE BEATS WITH THE TASTELESS STICK.
Peace. <img>
Top work Malky – a real discussion starter. Next time you are in the car with friend and ladyfriend, stick the Cars – Best Friend’s Girl (but she could be mine) on the stereo and see if she rubs your thigh….See this as a social experiment, with you duty bound to enlighten the freaksceners as to developments.
Only stable relationship I know of, per se, occurs in Equus – where the disturbed, young man develops a penchant for removing horses’ genetalia (stable – horses. arf arf. sorry about that, only Monday morning, and my humour chip don’t kick in proper until at least bagel and marlboro time)
Make a few mistakes Malky, else how the hell are you going to give anyone else advice. Stop taking everything so seriously. Also, you’re gonna end up with some weird arse gimpogirls if you only talk about library related topics. Perhaps the reason that these girls all USED to like you, is that they fancied you physically at first, and then you libraried ’em to death, and they now think you are a sensitive, peculiar man lover??
Only playing with you pal. But back to your point on overtly clingy couples – this is usually instigated by one person, the slightly more paranoid of the couple that wants the whole world to know that his/her man/girl is taken, and thus, decreeing an ostensible "hands off" to any prosepective suitors. Can you stand these people? – the thirty kisses on the lips before they’ll step out the door, the "you hang up first" conversationalists, the "i wuv ooo" baby talkers.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!
Good luck anyways.
Ben (still single after nightmare breakup – does it show?) <img>
PS – Malc – like the name change, tres drole.
<small>[ 07-08-2002, 09:21 AM: Message edited by: Javro ]</small>
Sarsaparilly, my dear, my services are at your command.
Or should that be "mi suhrvissis ahr att yore komahnd???"Also, your quotey thingy is indeed by "the bard"
Where the bee sucks, there suck I
In a cowslip’s bell I lie
There I couch when owls do cry.
On the bat’s back I do fly
After summer merrily.
Merrily, merrily shall I live now
Under the blossom that hangs on the bough.Woah Willy.
<small>[ 07-04-2002, 04:44 AM: Message edited by: Javro ]</small>
Have a great day my American friends. In fact, why just limit it to Americans? Here’s to splendid day for all Freakscener’s! Hoorah!
you are indeed correct, along with other synonyms such as "squid" and "nugget". Alternatives for a five pound note (a "fiver") include "lady Godiva" or "bluey" (they are blue in colour) and for a ten pound note ("tenner") one could say "Ayrton Senna", or "browny" due, you guessed it, to the brown colouring.
More cockney speak for ya would include 50 quid being called a "pony" and 500 smackers being called a "monkey". Don’t ask me why…..
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