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I got a little asshole cat named Jerry Fat Heart

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Ween – Trasndermal Celebration

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Ween – Trasndermal Celebration

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dont forget WeenHeads, I think JHeads or DinoHeads would be cool

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The grateful dead is the best band for driving, theres nothign like cruising the land of the brave and free to the dead

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I agree with Kerry being a douche, the only thing Kerry has got going for him, is he’s not a WASP, and he’s not Bush

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I was at the show two man he closed with the wagon, I only live two towns over from hoboken, I got some pics Ill post soon

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lol i had the same problem with my moms cable modem, there not really so easy they make me really mad, i just may turn into the hulk please any nerd out there helllllp me

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heres a good one
A NUN’S STORY

A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a
question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you."

She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me.
When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I’m Catholic too!"

The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when
they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I’m married and a I’m a Baptist."
The nun says, "That’s OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Ken.

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Two Muffins are baking in a oven, one muffin turns to the other muffin and says "Man its really getting hot in here" so the other muffin replies "holy shit a talking muffin"

one of my favorite jokes of all time

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I kind of like Rump Ranger its the first time ive heard it congrats Jaron youve actaully come up with something cleavor

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"you guys are boring im gonna eat a chicken sandwhich im a 28 year old man i can eat a chicken sandwhich if i want to"

"I wanna eat chicken burgers"

Tom Green Freddy Got Fingered
anyone else see it

anyway we know burgers have fat in them, and so do fries thats why we drink the diet coke duh

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I kind of like butt pirate

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he should be replaced by a tap dancing bear now thats entertainment

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i love that line espicially when shabbas comes into play cause he calls the guy down at league admisions a kraut

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