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Tigers giving hugs…Oh my, I still like that.
I like 1st birthday parties! And I couldn’t have asked for a better day. It was bright and sunny and full of ladybugs and I didn’t have to bake anymore. Oh my, I made a cake for her and it took forever. Plus 7 days.
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/erotic~vulture/IMG_2806.jpg?t=1274700812[/img]
But she loved it.
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/erotic~vulture/IMG_2854.jpg?t=1274700930[/img]And with that Arizona has stepped down as having the most asinine education poilcies and Texas has taken its place.
"Robert" wrote:Tomorrow I’m going to see The Almighty Defenders and I’m really looking forward to finding out how Black Lips + King Khan + BBQ combined into one jangly, soulful garage explosion will turn out.Ohhhhhh, that’s who you saw. I heard noise and some mumbling and then "I need to get more rum"
And if you see Best Coast I will be so jealous. Especially if she sings Feeling of Love.
Oh my how I hearts them so. They do a cover of That’s The Way Boys Are and it is so completely perfect. So much so that it would be criminal if you didn’t go see them."Robert" wrote:To make me look less of an asshole I would like to point out that a senior citizen could just as easily serve the same purpose. It’s not in my nature to discriminate.I immediately started laughing when I read this because it reminds me of when a friend and I were driving, saw some lovely senior citizens and he said "All old people should be chained together." and then I laughed. Uncontrollably.
Oh! Oh! Oh! PunkyJ, you should buy a mustache for Monkey too! I would wrestle a tiger to see that. Or maybe just hug one.
[img]http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tiger%20Hug.jpg[/img]Oh my, that is adorable to the max and makes my previous post that much more creepy.
I should just glue on a mustache and buy a van right now.
I have weird rules for girls where as with boys I just let things slide. Like their weiners into my naughty areas.
For instance, I can not stand tan lines. Ladies, if you have them I just end up staring but not in a good way. I hate them so much that I will even avoid pornage if they are present. And I love pornage. It’s what I have for breakfast every morning.
And these are the reasons why I am single.
ps It’s Friday! I like that a lot.
Yes. I have a big mouth and sometimes I just need someone to fill it.
And frozen waterfalls coming to life?! I think I would like that.
I’m not a big fan of heels that extreme. When you have them on it makes you feel like an Amazon woman and that boys should watch out or suffer death by snu snu. But I love heels in general. I am the stereotypical girl who has about 5 bagillion pairs of them.
So I like shoes.
I like that it is so quiet and lovely right now except for the sweet sounds of Best Coast.
I like that when I was in bed this morning I could smell lilacs from the tree outside my window."Robert" wrote:Braindead. It’s still as good, wait ! what am I saying ? It’s still awesome. To the max.It most certainly is! Oh my, I will never forget the night when vodka spilled into almost the exact symbol of the moon and stars. And how I kick ass for the Lord!
And Lionel! In this picture he’s saying, "I’m pleasant but I have issues."
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jvGMdu6_Edg/SxQEtx6CQ0I/AAAAAAAAB3I/30foNGYwWsE/s1600/deadalive2.jpeg[/img]Oh my. I just spent the last twenty minutes talking on the phone while looking up stripper fails. And then I somehow ended up watching this
[youtube]ucF0p3fN5DY&feature=channel[/youtube]Now I think I need to get off the interwebs, get into my designated caning outfit and assume the position.
Oh yes. And the children have bake sales and car washes to raise money so poor orphan strippers can fulfill their life’s dream of making it big in the 2010 US Pole Dancing Champioships.
[youtube]DXaDvcXTwJA[/youtube]And right now I am so happy that this exists that I am going to buy my doughnut wife a brand new dress. And then take her out of it. And then let her listen to Robert’s girly scream herself because I can’t quite do it justice while doing my impression of it.
A double wedding with our doughnut brides!
Someone should write a musical about it. And then I should start liking muscials. That’s how awesome it is.
Jamie Hynamen’s naked ass is so beautiful it makes children weep. I don’t known why the children are viewing his ass. One can only hope it was some sort of science field trip to Mount Jamie. But they are, and they’re crying while they take notes and examine butt hairs through microscopes.
And that reminds me of when I heard you take a shower! Honestly, your girly scream trumps giant mustaches anyday.
