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"Rich " wrote:

Pressure like with baseball bat?

You sick little monkey!

[girl]

Rich, stop bogarting Robert! I want some hugs too.

[girl]

"Robert " wrote:

If it?s a more serious one I?d put on a dressing which such grace that even you would be impressed.

What if I didn’t even have a head wound and I wanted you to do this just for fun?

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"Robert " wrote:

if the tingle hurts in a bad way = stroke
if the tingle is more like snap, crackle and pop having a party in your heart = you do not require cpr the wrong way.

I think I’m good then. Just out of curiousity, If I had a head wound, would you apply pressure to it?

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"Robert " wrote:

I?ll dance as long as you make me laugh.
I?m like the Duracell Bunny that way, or more like the Laugh Bunny.

Or I could locate your ticklish spots that Rich so openly explained their location to me.

[girl]

"Rich " wrote:

If its a stroke I know how to do cpr the wrong way

It’s nice to know that if that happened I’d be in good hands.

[girl]

"Rich " wrote:

Beer’s and Pizza?

Add some tummy dancing and I’ll be a happy girl.

[girl]

"Rich " wrote:

I get it, I get it, Girl’s the enemy!

Now that that has been established, what now?

[girl]

Awww I like you. You make me feel all tingly, or I’m having a stroke.

[girl]

"Robert " wrote:

Yes, he certainly does !
It?s just that…well…all Rich?s figurines resembles the same thing, be it whistle or what have you, and having seen the picture you had of his work I must say that I?m… rather reluctant to wrap my lips around one of his whistles.

Ohhhh, that’s why people have been looking at me funny when I put on my lipstick that was handcrafted by Rich.

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"Robert " wrote:

I thought that was obvious

Sometimes I’m oblivious to the obvious.

[girl]

"Robert " wrote:

I do think I need a whistle nonetheless though.

If you did, I know you don’t, but if you did, I hear Rich can whiddle a mean whistle.

[girl]

"Robert " wrote:

Of course not !
You?re on the special list.
The Super. Secret. List.

Is that because I’m secretly super and special?

[girl]

"Robert " wrote:

I think this is the proper time to remind you to focus on who?s the real enemy here.

Namely the dangers of riding a bike without a helmet, and the unwillingness of the Surgeon General to investigate the impact of gerbil droppings on our respiratory system.

Glad I wasn’t included in that list.

[girl]

No sir, I promise I won’t get all old testament on your ass.

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