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"Robert " wrote:I leave this thread for 30 minutes to save the world, and when I get back it?s suddenly all about transvestites and my need for an emergency whistle.
girl, please enlighten me.
Rich started it! He said I was a tranvestite.
"Rich " wrote:"girl " wrote:"Rich " wrote:*pukes* Transvestite !Jesus! I better sit down after hearing that news. All these years and I had no clue.
We’re entering a world of pain
Now Robert is definitely going to need a whistle to blow when I go to touch his special spot.
"Rich " wrote:*pukes* Transvestite !Jesus! I better sit down after hearing that news. All these years and I had no clue.
"Rich " wrote:Half Hut, wait a minute are you trying to call me fat.What’s this? Trouble in paradise?
"Rich " wrote:I just listened to Voodoo Lady by Ween, and I think I know what you’re talking about… No I’m not interested in buying a new car.Come on! My lips are hot and spicy and I shake a stick!
"Rich " wrote:Yeah about that, I’m gonna have to stop over and pick up my pair of pants that I left there, I have no idea how I could of been so forgetfull as to leave them there.You left them at the bar?
"tonas " wrote:One thing I always thought was gross is when you think you’re looking at a pretty woman and it turns out to be a transexual. Doh!
I’m sure it would be even more gross if you had to find out the hard way.
"Robert " wrote:I guess that means that I shouldn?t write something like"Don?t flatter yourself, he was just trying to save as much of the beer as he could."
Yeah, boy am I glad I didn?t write that !
Yeah, I’m glad too. That probably would have hurt my feelings and send me into hysterics.
I’m sorry about people trying to touch your special spot. You should have a whistle you could blow if anyone tried to come near.
You poor poor man. It makes me want to be nice to you now…well sort of.
I think it’s gross when drunk people think they can kiss and touch you. The other night some jerk spilled beer on my leg and then tried to lick it off.
And then I said "Hey Rich, knock it off""tonas " wrote:I’ve convinced my two other kids (10 and 7) that their mom has magic boobs that make chocolate milk, strawberry milk, and at christmas time eggnog for the baby to drink. I don’t think they really believe me though. :-Ah, yes, lying to children…one of my favorite pastimes.
"tonas " wrote:I’ve convinced my two other kids (10 and 7) that their mom has magic boobs that make chocolate milk, strawberry milk, and at christmas time eggnog for the baby to drink. I don’t think they really believe me though. :-Ah, yes, lying to children…one of my favorite pastimes.
