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"Rich " wrote:Who in the what now?
*uses Jedi mind trick*
This isn’t the thread you’re looking for."Robert " wrote:I must honestly say, no -I do not.(That’s it, Robert, come over to my side)
Insert evil laugh *here*Why don’t you come a little closer and see if you can find my weak spot.
I promise I won’t eat you…right away."Robert " wrote:…That and a blowtorch to his tempels, but I gather you?re allready aware of that.Ah, a blowtorch…All this time I was swabbing his temples with cotton. I guess I mistook his laughter for shrieks of pain. Could you really blame me though?
"Robert " wrote:Suffice to say, I understand. And my spirits are about as high as Bilbo?s when he first encounters Gollum.Well that makes me feel a bit better…hold on here, just one moment. Am I supposed to be Gollum?
"Robert " wrote:My god woman ! You tortured Rich, making him reveal my weak spots !He also told me where your ticklish spots are too. But that was just over tea.
Well when you said you were going to retreat to the mounatins it made me think of the Misty Mountains and Lonely Mountain(my goodness I’m a dork) added with all your speak of elders and seeking wisdom. You really should pay no mind, I kind of fade in and out from time to time.
"Robert " wrote:This is an automated message:
after snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, robert has retired to his hideout in the mountains were he will mend his wounds and seek wisdom from the elders of the clan.This makes me think of The Hobbit, you know, minus the part about fancy automated message machines.
"Robert " wrote:Rich ! Why haven?t you come to my aid !Yeah, why hasn’t he? It’s not like I have him locked away in my fortress of evil where everyday he undergos acts of unspeakble torture. *laughs nervously*
"Robert " wrote:Wait a minute !
I am not falling for this !
You are trying to get us both in here so you can perform a citizen arrest and put your hands down my trousers !I am getting the hell out of this thread !
Fine then! I didn’t want to put my hands down your trousers anyway! *pouts*
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