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Superpoopers!
I should let him know that a name has now been put to his disease.
Dude! This weekend, someone told me my bum smells like apples!
APPLES!I’m a little drunk right now but even you has to admit that’s funny.
ps and I like pikmin and the fact that now he is 2 of something and has cats. Cats that go woosh.
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Or would that much raw sex appeal cause your fans to go blind? Because I could tone down the eyeshadow and wear something a little less revealing.
Man Man ~ Ice Dogs
Am I supposed to close my eyes as you walk away from me…
I am so glad I dug these albums out because I need them right now and for the rest of the day.
Man Man ~ Ice Dogs
Am I supposed to close my eyes as you walk away from me…
I am so glad I dug these albums out because I need them right now and for the rest of the day.
"essgee09" wrote:There`s so many band names that Girl and Robert come up with in their talking.Breastages?Liquorsmith?Raison D`Etre?
And might I say that your latest ode to girl song was the best by far.
Well that was mildly disappointing.
Last night I had this weird dream where I climbed into this incredibly small car with someone who I can best describe as being a combination of several different people I know. But the car was so freakishly tiny that I ended up sitting on this mismatched faced boy’s lap. And in the dream he was resting his face on my breastages because it was so cramped and I could feel the roughness of his face through my shirt. I woke up feeling giddy but with unresolved sexual feelings in my underpants. I was too tired to act on it but every dream I had after that involved me not being able to get back that feeling because people kept interrupting me.
Oh dream world, you win this round!
Why? Does it hide your car keys on you when you are already running late for work? Or tells you that your butt looks big in those new pair of pants you just bought?
"Robert" wrote: most amazing mental picture this entire weekend !
is it true that his mustache is a ninjutsu champion on all contintents and the forest moon of Endor ?
And I heard that the only surefire method of controlling it is to sit on it.It’s true! Tiny lassos and combs do nothing. Plus one can never really control a mustache. You just have to brace yourself, take off your underwear and pray that it doesn’t get you pregnant while your sitting on it.
Quote:Shock horror ! That means you haven’t witnessed the glory of Preacherbots techniques to heal sexual deviancy. Jeez, girl !And I could really use those techniques!
I think I drank so much this weekend that my liver is going to write her congressman. But one thing that is super hilarious is calling a bartender "liquorsmith". For the entire evening.
Oh yes, my lucrative career as a armpit hairdresser has me knee deep in hippies. Though I have to admit it’s not as glamorous as my previous job as Tom Selleck’s personal mustache wrangler.
You know, I have not seen one episode of this new season that came out.
I must remedy that.Hippies are awesome. Hands down. And armpits unshaved. They are my main clientele so I love them that much more.
But on the other hand I have to admire the sound reasoning of the Professor.
"Hey! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!"
"You can’t own property, man!"
"I can! That’s because I’m not a penniless hippie!"I have to admit that I am a sucker for hippies. Girl or boy. It doesn’t matter. They both have long hair and sometimes wear skirts without underwear.
Dead Snow
I think I am now in hearts with Lasse Valdal. Even when he is all bloody and getting murdered by zombies. Maybe even more so because of it.
