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Oh, I am going to high five you so hard that your balls will be tingling for a different reason.
Just kidding. I’ll do it properly.
I can honestly say that I am glad that my underpants is a testicle free zone. Well atleast while I am wearing them that is. Just watching guys wade into water that is cold makes me thankful for this.
Best Coast ~ Our Deal
Usually I would go on and on and discuss my kidnapping plans of Bethany but I won’t. I’ll just say how much I love this song.
Best Coast ~ Our Deal
Usually I would go on and on and discuss my kidnapping plans of Bethany but I won’t. I’ll just say how much I love this song.
Maybe porn wasn’t the right word Stefka was looking for? But I think I might have a female boner right now if that counts for anything.
And I think porn is ruining me. And I don’t think I should elaborate.
I think a high five might be in order….
Just got back from swimming because it is about 90,001 degrees out and I couldn’t be happier.
And it’s such a secluded spot that there is never anybody there and where you hike down there are these huge trees with their roots coming out of the ground making it absolutely treacherous to navigate if you are not 1000% sober. Luckily I always am and have ninja like reflexes too so that is never a problem. But there is also this giant ledge/rock/surface/thingy where you can jump off. So fun! Anyway, do you remember being a kid and when you jumped into the water you would say out loud the move you were going to do? ie. Cannonball! Jack Knife!
Those are the only 2 I can remember from my childhood. But *ahem* today I suggested we should do the same.Two of my favorite and most random ones of the day:
1. Parachute Pants!
2. Baby shoes! Baby shoes I have a feeling that is going to be someone’s nickname from now on…How silly!
I spent the good part of my weekend telling everyone that I had an incurable and highly contageous case of Krothbinew. Oh my and when you said "You’re an eccentric? I’m an eccentric too! I keep roast beef in my pockets" I nearly peed my pants. I nearly peed my pants and I liked it.
And despite cross bow related injuries and new roads, I think I will pretty much always love Edward. Always.
"essgee09" wrote:Girl has disappearedMy clothes maybe…But me? Never!
I am so glad that the weather has decided to still be summer here. For a while everytime I tried to go swimming, my nipples shredded my swimmy bra booby holder.
So for atleast the next few days it will be hot and I will be bothered in a sexy way and it’s completely fine that the leaves have already decided to change color.Yay!
Next month in Boston:
1. Margot & The Nuclear So and So’s
b. Best Coast
3. Born RuffiansI am so excited that I can hardly contain myself!
You better behave before people start thinking there is something more then just the ocean between us.
"Robert" wrote:Dear girl, we all know that in order to lure you into a thread the subject needs to feature porn or hand cuffs, reversed cowgirl, dungeon, merry go round or Tony Danza sex tape !!!
Preferably all of the above combined.I bet in a Tony Danza sex tape, he makes the girls scream out "Who’s the boss?!" while he boinks them.
And nose is code word for nose! I heart noses. Like Jonathan Ames’s. And when that nose is attached to a face, I just consider that a bonus.
Robert, I swear that this is the 27th thread you’ve made like this.
But I am glad you made it and that I finally saw it because I now want to make a giant love heart and inside write youtube + girl And even more when I found Jesse with curly hair.
[youtube]vcNuiri2dV0[/youtube]And then again when I found this!
[youtube]3uoKPklaIK8[/youtube]Oh my goodness, after she said "underwear" I wanted to kiss her right on the tip of her nose.
Oh Monkey, if I could I would stand vigil by your bedside until you made a full recovery. I wouldn’t even leave if it was a really hot day and I heard the ice cream man coming. Not even if the ice cream man was Burt Reynolds in all his mustache glory.
And random times 3! I kid you not when I tell you this. Today I was trimming some bushes and I was attacked by a snake! And by that I don’t mean that I was giving my stable of husbands their regularly scheduled pube-scaping when I was attacked by a trouser snake. Oh no, I mean real bushes and a real snake. Luckily I was wearing super cool, awesome infused gardening gloves and he bit those instead of my finger.
Just look at this 180 ft serpent that almost swallowed me whole…ps. Water skiing and gazpacho are awesome. In that order.
