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I`m starting to think blondes don`t rule…

Pfft, blonds are for the Delta Phi boys, gentlemen prefer Brunettes.

. . . but maybe I’m a little biased.

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I never heard of the Raving Mojos

Take note, everybody!

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I have a D Jr. Boy/Blob shirt, and a Van Halen Shirt, a Damned shirt, a Television shirt. .. . . .

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Shirley Manson is scottish but the rest of the band is american(I think).

Butch Vig is a Wisconsonian.

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Hey SG, how’s the Sarah Cracknell solo stuff? I really like her work in Saint Etienne.

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having a girlie be out of town from the 18th (or therebouts) until the fourth of January.

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Dude, Nordic fairy tales own!

There’s a band called Garmarna who make their way by updating traditional folk songs, some of these songs are pretty sick.

Actually, they may be Sweedish. Even so, I wish American folk songs had as much bloodshed.

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Merry X-mas and Happy Kwanzaa to all

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you’re the one being evil, dear

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A man is teaching his wife to play golf. As they near the twelfth hole, he begins to get nervous. "Now honey, this next hole goes between a couple of houses, don’t slice the ball to the right or the left."
Sure enough, she hits the ball and it goes straight through the window of a $1,000,000 home. They go to the front door, knock, and are greeted by a strangely dressed man.
"Um, I’m really sorry, we were playing golf and we seem to have broken one of your windows."
"I am the great Genie Al’khazabar. When you hit your ball through my window, you also knocked my lamp over, freeing me from 1000 years incarceration. In my gratitude, I shall grant you three wishes."
The wife answers immediately, "I would like $1000 every week, for the rest of my life."
"Granted," says the Genie.
The Husband says, "I would like to make partner at work."
"Granted, and what is your final wish?"
The two look at each other, finally one adds "well, what would you like?"
"Ah," the Genie replies, "It has been 1000 years since I have been with a woman, I would like to sleep with your wife."
The two mull it over, and the wife agrees. The two are going at it when the Genie asks, "how old are you, mam?"
"um. . . 34."
"And how old is your husband."
"35"
"And aren’t the two of you a bit old to believe in magic Genies?"

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Thanks guys, I’ve got my very own digital candy, and a nice shift at work.

And goddamit, Steve hasn’t shown up, the fucker, I should hack his scrawny balls off and sew them in his mouth.

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Husker Du-Flip Your Wig
Shellac-1000 Hurts
Shellac-At Action Park
Superchunk-Here’s Where the Strings Come In
The Locust-Plague Soundscapes

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The Damned-Damned Damned Damned (finally,I wanted to get it for years)

I BEAT SALIMIGUY TO AN ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!! [/quote]

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Hey, I saw TGN recently w/Mirah, Bunnygrunt, and the King Cobra. It wasn’t bad but I felt the quietness and mellowness overshadowed the songwriting.

I’m afraid I dont’ know if I’ve bought ten albums released in 2004. Outside the new Belle and Sebastian I’ve pretty much been sticking with shoring up my collection of "need to know’ music.

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Shellac-At Action Park
Emperor-In the Nightshade Eclipse.

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