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I have no idea how to hang with the gang. If you get to meet the band, don’t offer sex to them. That is old school groupie mentality. The first thing you should ask is if the singer writes his own lyrics, and if they say no you must hold onto that secret as if your balls were above your penis. If they say yes they do, and it’s J Mascis, you should tell him he should write a book about all these experiences with women. Of course, to hang with J and his friends you need to be an artist, sharer, rich or generally screwed up person. It would help you to know that to hang with J you’d have to search Amherst and find out that he really lived in LA. I have no idea how to hang with the gang, looks like it’d be a let down. Unless I can magically pick up all of the band’s talent in one after show meeting. I have no idea how to hang with the gang.
Why is the "whammy bar" (i wish i knew another name for that piece) positioned between the High E and B strings? What’s that silver knob on the bottom of the body, down in the front? This guitar has the coolest shape, it’s a wonder it’s not more widely used than the stratocaster. Maybe J doesn’t alllow.
I heard there was an album several years ago entitled American Idiot and I thought it was a cooler name than Courtny Love’s American Sweetheart.
As far as I know, religions mind their own business in this country, and even stay away from getting politically involved in those non issues such as abortion. I was paranoid once, thinking our church has a video of me saying…..
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The creationism museum is open seven days a week. I can’t put my finger on it, but there seems to be something sacrilegious about having to work on Sunday. I mean, even God took a day off, right? Maybe the almighty dollar is the great driving force behind creationism rather then an ideological enlightenment.The bible is so long and big, it has leeway to evolve over time I think. If the museum wants to be open on Sunday, it’s perfectly fine because it’s just another proving note that all the rules in the bible can be bent, as demonstrated by our court systems. The dollar is here for no other reason than to give us something to strive for.
Quote:The diversity that exists in the world is so complex that it could not possibly have occurred randomly. Therefore, some super intelligent being must have intervened to create the diversity around us. This sounds a bit contradictory (well more like absolutely ludicrous) to meI know it man. It’s just one Immigration and Naturalization Services conspiracy to fill the world with finer women and more motivated workers. Seriously, I think the secret is concealed in DNA and each individual can be modified by just one drop of substance. Why not create diversities so it can be studied and passed along to lesser cultures.
Quote:Here’s a piece of evolution we can all relate to. Samuel Adam’s brewery here in the states recently released a new beer with an alcohol content pushing 20%. In the world of beer making, this is unheard of. Why? Because as beer yeast creates alcohol, it eventually dies as the levels in the brew reaches 8-10%. This level of alcohol is toxic to the yeast. For hundreds of years, this has been the highest beer could reach. At some point in time, the makers at Samuel Adam’s had a batch of beer that reached the 10% mark and some yeast was still alive. After many years of brewing, the yeast became stronger and more resistant to higher alcohol levels. The brewers collected this yeast and bred it. They then used it to make another batch of beer and the alcohol content reached 11%. In this batch of brew, some yeast was still alive suggesting it could survive in higher levels of alcohol. So what did the brewers do? They collected the yeast and bred it. They repeated this cycle until they had created a yeast that could tolerate 20% alcohol. If that is not evolution in action, I don’t what the hell is.So the Yeast over time built up a tolerance to the achohol? That sounds like alot of work to cycle it, but as weak as beer is people definitely deserve it. I bet it still taste nasty. I used to hate beer, but I had a fine Budwieser Select last week. I made it empty quick, maybe 5 minutes. Felt nothing.
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If the earth is only four to five thousand years old, how come there aren’t any mentions of dinosaurs in the bible? Surely an animal measuring over 80 feet long and weighing 35 tons such as a brontosaurus should have been noted somewhere. A whale swallowed Jonah, think how many early Christians must have been squashed by one of these behemoths meandering about. Wouldn’t a plague of pterodactyls and tyrannosaurus rexes be so much scarier then locust?I don’t know for sure. Dinosaurs could be a well covered up myth just as the stars are. Personally, I like to think they ARE stars in the sky, not satellites and alien space bases, but hold true to the fact that the star three inches from the moon is actually a satellite launched by Bill Gates. Is it there to catch photoshop terrorrist creating ill fated revolutions under strict orders from the cheerleading squad. If the bible folks knew dinosaurs, they would have mentioned it. They probably would have traded Jesus for them in the grand ball game of "that thing could eat me".
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I recently read an article in the local paper concerning the explosion of anti-religious works in bookstores. The columnists was interviewing a minister who stated (I’m paraphrasing here as I don’t remember the exact words) “it’s like all these writers suddenly got together to execute a well coordinated counterattack on organized religion.â€"simmons " wrote:i’ve done a version of I’m Insane. There’s no bass guitar, and a few things didn’t get quite right. anyway that’s how it sounds so far.
I’ve posted it on freesofree.net so you need to log in and download.That version of I’m Insane is awesome Simmons. I downloaded it and just tried to find it again, definitely want to hear it again. That has to be one of J’s coolest songs.
I uploaded one, but I don’t believe it belongs on the compilation.
I know, someone called my Rickenbacker gay once and I just said it’s supposed to sound like that. Terrapin is kinda right though, but the guitar is totally acceptable unless we have some kinda timequake and trip back to the disco era. That metallic sparkle is new, never saw a guitar with that kind of paint. Will J play it? I have no clue about the hardware setup, but a jumbo fretboard would probably be hard to handle for me. Now gimme that guitar.
People don’t turn purple, unless they’re suffocating or abused, so I don’t know how you can compare that color to a homosexual. If you see people walking around who are orange, it’s that sunlight that turned them gay.
Then again, guitars are asexual, unless there’s some cool thing people do with them I don’t know about.
That guitar is awesome, but why not J’s signature on the front???
Will Meat Puppets gleam again? That song wouldn’t really fit with what our alternative station plays. Of course, they could have my car ip singled out where only songs about me and Jesus are played.
It sure is a nice guitar. I don’t think the purply spark is femme at all, coming from my pov that color could represent alot of things. The only way I’ll ever be able to get one is if they park one on the side of the road.
I’d love to have that t-shirt, very eccentric. I bought the Zombie Worm T-shirt and it appears they sent me the wrong size.
I didn’t notice J had grey hair in 2004, and in 2006 I was too far away. In fact, I’m not even sure it was J who I talked to outside the 40 watt in 2004. Nah, it had to be because I said Hey Jey I’m Tony, and he said nothing. I don’t think J going grey is prematurely, or is it? I think he planned it, that he was gonna color his hair one day to the next.
Whatever, I think it looks awesome on J.
Thanks, ok. You’re nice.
I don’t necessarily believe I have to change the outside to change what I feel inside. I doubt J would allow me to change my first name to Mascis anyway, ole meaniepants.
I hope i have a J dream tonight so I can come tell you’s about it. I take a med that causes the best dreams, and more lucid so hopefully I can explain em better. Je Jhere J.
Quote:Everyone was sitting casually on these grey chairs.I had a J hair folicle experience the other day. I just happened to have 30 dolllars to spend so I went to the hair isle and started looking for a grey dye. I just wanted to get into character before I changed my name to Mascis Allgood Depalma. Then I thought people might think I would be trying to look like god or an ancient (not true), so I considered a red dye. Two ladies were talking next to me about where a Tiffany was and that she no longer worked at Walmart. I wondered how these two black ladies knew Tiffany, since she’s so related to J. Then I realized it wasn’t hair dye I was looking at, but another hair product for women. (They didn’t even have any hair dye). true story of course….
