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the specials – rat race
green jelly – three little pigs
green jelly – three little pigs
rock kills kid – paralyzed
*pukes*
"maxini " wrote:Why
If I would have never met him I would have never showed him what a fool I was. That means it has nothing to do with him. I asked him some dumb questions and I spoke too fast and I may have actually smiled which really ruins the image I want him to have of me. He just stared at me when I asked him questions.
lee county killers – the essential fucked up blues
I have a disorder that causes me to break up words like that where they end up having a different meaning. For instance disappear means diss a peer. Yep, it’s tough having secret codes inside words. I’m pretty sure it’s the work of some evil force. When you slow everything down and make it stop, it leaves idle hands for the devil’s do. Case in point:
My friend Corrie had a car accident back in 2003. It happened less than a hundred yards from my driveway, same place another friend had an almost fatal crash. There’s a valley and Corrie’s SUV met a tractor trailer coming down the road at the bottom of it. There was a large generator strapped on the bed of teh truck and as soon as it reach the bottom of the hill it snapped and the generator shifted off the truck and right into their SUV. Two girls died sadly, and Corrie had to get skin grafted onto her arm. She’s ok now, thank god. It was such a freak accident I said to my friend even before we knew what was to come of Corrie that it was probably choreographed. Corrie Oh Graft? Some Witch Craft for ya?
What is a guy that never calls you after a one night stand?
A Guy No Call -ogist.
shhhh please don’t tell where I am from. By the way, it’s Sam’s Town, and I’m leaving again as soon as I start my new job.
Robert Reich is 4 foot ten inches short.
"girl " wrote:So you’re saying she doesn’t have long silvery hair?
No, she doesn’t have head of J. Her name however, starts with a J. That’s the big comparison I’ve drawn so far. That, and J sang he’d be the other side. I take that either to mean he’s gonna be on the other side of the road, or he’s another side of the meal, maybe sweet potato soufle.
No, it’s not like that at all! I should have know you’d come around and twist one up.

That’s a good idea. There’s a direct link between slurpee guzzling and frost of the privates.
Quote:"somebody being too good for you"Thanks you for noticing my indecent, unkind unhuman being comment. I think she thought I was conceded or stuck up cause I never talked to her. It’s not that, I just don’t care for what I have to say. I do like to listen though. It’s hard to avoid.
It’s very original to just steal other people’s words. I think she’ll like it.
What would you think after getting this note from the high school boy you always wanted but couldn’t have because he was too good for you?
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