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No, it’s kinda what happens when ya guzzle down a slurpee real fast?

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So I should write a different letter that is not as provocative, to be on the safe side? I can’t control what you guys write in the letter, so be on your best behavior for the next 15 posts. I’ll open the letter with a disclaimer.

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I have a serious case of Ice-olation.

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Is that all? I’ve printed this topic and sealed it. Do you think if her parents read it they’d have any problem with these keywords:

tits
kill her parents
loose boweled cats

I’m handing you over the reins of power in this matter, and if no one tells me not to send it then you’re responsible if her dad shows up here with a gun. How exciting. You’ll be paving my fate and giving me direction in the meantime. My freakscene friends are so great.

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"Rich " wrote:

This is a very silly post indeed

How many of ya come here to be serious…

Oh.

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If that were true they’d tell you to stand on yer head instead of turn that frown upside down.

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No need to get all frownie on us.

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Maybe it was deemed to obscene.

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I wasn’t talking about you. I’m most likely commenting on my own dumb self.

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It expresses unamusement, or jeeze that idiot above me really is dumb.

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It has nothing to do with my dissatisfaction of your posts.

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Thanks? You are very welcome! I don’t think many of us are into "early removal" though.

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I’m gonna seek out the people buying the Dinosaur Jr. Nike shoe and take them to El Rancho Morbid, and then after some oleander creme puffs, fill that black hole of the beast in the solar system.

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Wear your back brace that day so you don’t get hurt lifting the other caskets too, cuz I ain’t goin’ alone.

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I’m having a western funeral, with tumbleweeds

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