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I am the type of person who posseses the supremely super power of thinking completely random thoughts. They usually end with zany results and me being hungry.
This morning my mind wandered to the movie Army of Darkness. Do you know the part where he gets thrown into the pit and the wise man throws his homemade chainsaw attachment to him and when he jumps up and raises his stump and it so elegantly clicks into place and leaves you feeling all warm and tingly inside knowing that things can come together so effortlessly? Well I was thinking how cool it would be to jump on somebody’s back, you know, like a horsey back ride, and hear that same ‘click’ sound when you did it. And then I thought about jumping on a trampoline and shouting out words that rhyme. If I end up doing the latter I shall report back asap.Oh yes, and that reminds me why I created this topic…
1. Out of boredom
2. To remind you all of the greatness of the movie Army of Darkness and the 2 movies that came before it
3. So all of you could have a place to randomly express the randomness of your thoughtsI listen to music at random.I was thinking about blocking out the labels with scotch tape that tell you what cd it is so I would`nt know what disc I`m putting in the cd player
I think alot of random thoughts during nights of insomnia.My thoughts keep me up at night
whenever i think of army of darkness, i think that skeleton that says "lets get the hell out of here!" near the end of the big fight..oh and that skeleton that plays a femur like a flute as theyre marching
Whenever I see the Army of Darkness or Evil Dead in general it reminds me of the great warmy, tingly feeling inside I used to get whenever I would would summon vast legions of the undead and/or satan from the pits of hell with my good ‘ole copy of the Necronomicon, signed by my good old buddy the crazy "Mad Arab" Abdul Alhazred himself.
But then I realized that I caused enough trouble with the Black Death so many years ago, and what good did it do us, so I turn it off and watch good ‘ole Snoopy instead and that makes me happy.
I really think they should make a live action Where’s Waldo? though that would be ultra spectacular.
-Signed,
The Ageless Stranger
R.F.Yo, she bitch…let’s go.
Fortune cookies make me do bad things. My friend’s fortune was ‘keep your plans secret for now’. I said "what plans? Tell me or else!" Then I proceeded to brandish a pair of chopsticks in a threatening manner. Turns out they were your general world domination type of plans.
My fortune was ‘In youth and beauty, wisdom is rare". I defiantly said "Oh yeah?!" and long story short, now I need to buy a new sofa.The past two days I’ve watched the sun rise.
Magic marker moustaches really are as fun as they sound.
The phrase "There’s an earthquake in my underpants" is funny.Today started out by being a really, really, really, really bad day. But I’ll keep good thoughts. Went to find Army of Darkness at the videodrone and realised that I hate horror movies. Cabin Fever: No. Evil Dead: No. Last House on the Left: No. No!! Nooooooooo!
S’Queazy me. I picked up Congorama. What a great film...
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..oh come on it couldnt have been that bad of a day…. you could watch the movie wild zero,! now thats an awesome film! for horror the remake of the hills have eyes was great! that was really freaking scarey litke jeepers creepers. now that one freaked me the funk out.
I don’t think this is the way a Christian is supposed to talk or act.
One should always remain deeply rooted in love, especially Mommies.
I believe in bringing children up in faith and then letting them discover "truth" on their own.
My truth will never be my childrens truth………I can only try to build a foundation of faith.
Holy smokestacks, watch as this Mama loses it when her son tells her he doesn’t believe. in God.
She actually uses the "F" word with him…………
LOL!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Aq00yJSxo P8Aq00yJSxo
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