Complete randomness

[Robert]

A penis leash. Evil Penis needs a theme song, somewhere along the lines of
sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me, so throw me down and tie me up and show how much you like me. Except that it’s the Evil Penis that does the whipping and chaining.
I’m thinking Anthrax should probably make it, or some really crappy speedhairmetaltrashpunk outfit where the guy sings in a falsetto.
Well, I need to find a cape worthy of a villain for my penis.

Todays porn movie featured a scene in a bathroom where the walls had been covered with vinyl lp’s. I’m not sure where I stand on that subject.

[tonas]

So me and the boys had band practice last night, and I think we’re are going to title one of the new songs Liquorsmith. An ode to my buddies at Freakscene.

[essgee09]

"tonas" wrote:

So me and the boys had band practice last night, and I think we’re are going to title one of the new songs Liquorsmith. An ode to my buddies at Freakscene.

You`re gonna have to write a song called Breaststages too

[girl]

I hearts each and every one of you.

[tonas]

[girl]

You know you are getting older when purchasing large household appliances makes you giddy.

[tonas]

I miss that sketch on SNL called Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy. Some of them were hillarious. One of them I used to say to my kids when they were little.

If they asked, "Daddy why is it raining?" I would tell them "Because God is crying" And when they would ask "Why is God crying" I would reply "Probably because of something you did."

Does anyone remember those? We should post some more.

[girl]

Tonas!

3 of my favorites…

Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy’s arm behind his back. Now who’s asking the questions?

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that’s what really throws you into a panic.

I wish outer space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d like to have one of those little basket beds with my name on it.

[tonas]

awesome!

[Robert]

Copenhagen has take away beer. In proper glasses. I am chuffed to bits.

[tonas]

What?!

[essgee09]

"Robert" wrote:

Copenhagen has take away beer. In proper glasses. I am chuffed to bits.

Should`nt this be in the No Beer Allowed thread?

[PunkyJ]

Saw this and thought of Girl.

[img]http://www.samsquanch.ca/images/Logo/SamsquanchScan01.JPG[/img]

[girl]

That’s so funny because when I saw this I thought of you!

[img]http://ufoship.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/girls_kissing.jpg[/img]

Now my sexual harrassment quota has been filled for the day.

[Robert]

Pure frosting !

Although I would like to point out that girl posting stuff like that isn’t random at all.

[Author]

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