- This topic has 397 replies, 28 voices, and was last updated 14 years, 1 month ago by
.
-
Posts
-
Why? Does it hide your car keys on you when you are already running late for work? Or tells you that your butt looks big in those new pair of pants you just bought?
"girl" wrote:Why? Does it hide your car keys on you when you are already running late for work? Or tells you that your butt looks big in those new pair of pants you just bought?
this cracked me up to the point where I had to gasp for air and check to make sure that I didn’t pee my pants.
But, sadly no. I wish those were the reasons though !Well that was mildly disappointing.
Last night I had this weird dream where I climbed into this incredibly small car with someone who I can best describe as being a combination of several different people I know. But the car was so freakishly tiny that I ended up sitting on this mismatched faced boy’s lap. And in the dream he was resting his face on my breastages because it was so cramped and I could feel the roughness of his face through my shirt. I woke up feeling giddy but with unresolved sexual feelings in my underpants. I was too tired to act on it but every dream I had after that involved me not being able to get back that feeling because people kept interrupting me.
Oh dream world, you win this round!
"girl" wrote:Well that was mildly disappointing.I have perfected being mildly disappointing into an artform.
In regards to your dreams, I have made it my raison d’etre never to let reality interfer with my dream world.
I had a dream recently that this jazz musician was living with me and he was always drunk mowing the lawn and would only speak in poetry.I was on the phone talking to someone trying to get rid of him but was told he was a legendary sax player in the 1950`s and I can`t throw him out
all my dreams for the last few weeks have had Bowie soundtracks. Not complete songs though, just like a mashup of lyrics but all Ziggy Stardust era stuff.
"Robert" wrote:It’s quite possible that I have an evil penis. The evidence suggesting so is insurmountable.lulz. has evil penis been taken for a band name yet?
There`s so many band names that Girl and Robert come up with in their talking.Breastages?Liquorsmith?Raison D`Etre?
"jeremiah" wrote:all my dreams for the last few weeks have had Bowie soundtracks. Not complete songs though, just like a mashup of lyrics but all Ziggy Stardust era stuff.That happened to me after I saw Life On Mars, the proper one, mind you.
Not as spectacular as the dreams I had after watching Story of O, though.
"essgee09" wrote:There`s so many band names that Girl and Robert come up with in their talking.Breastages?Liquorsmith?Raison D`Etre?
And might I say that your latest ode to girl song was the best by far.
"girl" wrote:
And might I say that your latest ode to girl song was the best by far.
I`m going to publish all the odes to Girl someday.You can appear at my book signing in a bikini and gorilla mask.Just make sure you get some tattoos of skulls beforehand so you`ll look more attractive
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/erotic~vulture/pin-up-10.jpg?t=1284066457[/img]
Or would that much raw sex appeal cause your fans to go blind? Because I could tone down the eyeshadow and wear something a little less revealing.
- You must be logged in to reply to this topic.