Freakscene Board-Hollywood Movie?

[essgee09]

What actors/actresses would play who?

Jeremiah-Johnny Depp
Girl-Drew Barrymore
Annastefka-Angelina Jolie
Rich-Jack Black
Robert-?
SG-?
Tonas-?
Maxini-?

[girl]

If Angelina Jolie is playing Annastefka, can my "character" have a steamy love affair with her?

SG, you will be played by Aaron Eckhart because I secretly hope you have a sexy butt chin like he does.
And Robert will be played by his evil twin, Matthew Lillard.

[Robert]

Rich will be perfectly portrayed by Jack Black !

Oh……I wanted to be played by Steve Buscemi ca. Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead or Tim Roth ca. Reservoir Dogs. Or maybe Mos Def.

Maxini is Peter Stormare. Without a doubt. Or maybe you could coax the Swedish Chef out of retirement ?

[girl]

If you were played by Tim Roth this movie might turn X-rated.

[Robert]

I thought it was widely known that I refuse to be portrayed in a movie that isn’t X-rated ?

[girl]

Oh yes, silly me.

Could you be played by Clive Owen and me be played by Monica Bellucci where we have a dirty love scene while men shoot at us? Oh wait, that’s Shoot Em Up. That movie has already been made.

[essgee09]

Javro will be played by this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXEXO1YHpmQ YXEXO1YHpmQ

[Robert]

Oh, I’d like that.
Or maybe Luke Wilsen ca Richie Tenenbaum ?
[img]http://www.wilson-brothers.com/luke/photos/movies/royal/dvdcaps/trt051.jpg[/img]

Personally I think SG should be played by a young Gregory Peck

[img]http://www.jacneed.com/PhotoFile/Gregory_Peck.jpg[/img]

[essgee09]

"girl" wrote:

If Angelina Jolie is playing Annastefka, can my "character" have a steamy love affair with her?

That`s up to Stefka.I was thinking a martial arts scene at the 40 Watt Dino show with the burger king smelling guy would be cool

[girl]

Who’s going to play YahooBot?

[Robert]

SG, Javro actually looks a lot like this guy

[img]http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/jason-statham-im074.jpg[/img]

[essgee09]

That might work

[girl]

Grrrrr! Javro, your wife is a lucky woman. And your barber is lucky too because he gets to touch you when he cuts your hair.

I’m pretty sure Hansione is really Chris Ballew.

[Robert]

Oh ! I had completely forgotten about that He definetely is Chris Ballew !
We need someone who speaks the silly made up language dutch to contact him about returning here.

[essgee09]

I had a dream once that Den Buck looked like Jerry Garcia.Not sure if that`s true

I think Rosa should be played by Diamanda Galas.

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