Great Pick Up lines

[Rich]

all right i want to hear some crazy shit here,

so if you have given any out or recieved any post them please

[Rich]

heres one

do you wash your pants with windex because i can see myself in them

[antipop]

Here’s 1,
"wanna F**K?" Used to work every time around here. [img]images/smiles/converted/redface.gif[/img]
later trav

[Rich]

heres a good one i just heard its from one of the guys in the sopranos

"You might as well sleep with me cause if you dont im gonna tell everyone i did anyway"

[everyonelovesjaron]

"If I told you you had beautiful legs, would you hold them against me?"

"You want to go back to my place… bouncy, bouncy, bouncy?’

"I am no longer infected."

[$5 to first one to identify source.]

[everyonelovesjaron]

Courtesy of Mickey Dolenz, of the Monkees, last night on Leno:

"Can I buy you a drink, or would you just prefer the money?"

[jeremiah]

Bevis + Butthead style :

Uh, hey baby. Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."
You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let’s like get into each other’s life or whatever.

Uh, like let’s drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.

Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.

What’s your sign? Is it "Yield"?

Huh huh huh huh. Would you like carry my books for me?

If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?

I can make you feel like I’ve never had sex before.

My lips are registered weapons.

I’m not trying to pick you up. You’re like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?

If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.

If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.

If you ever had sex with a machine, that’s what it’s like with me. ‘Cause I’m like a sex machine.

If you’re really hot, I bet I can cool you down.

Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? ‘Cause that’s what I’m looking for.

Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?

You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.

[rosa]

Here are some I’ve actually gotten:

Good ones:

"Excuse me, you are absolutely gorgeous."

"I love your eyebrows. I’ll be back shortly to propose marriage"

(upon meeting one of my sister’s friends): "I see the hot gene runs in the family!"

(a geeky guy in a Minor Threat t-shirt): "wanna go play some pinball?"

and then there was the time I actually stopped traffic…I was walking to work and this truck stopped in the middle of the road, and this guy yelled out "I just had to stop and tell you how cute you are!"

Bad ones:

"I like what you got goin’ on"

"Damn girl, you look fitted" (I don’t get it)

(when I was buying guitar strings): "So, you’re buying some guitar strings?"

(from a butch lesbian, after I told her I was waiting for some friends): "I knew you were too cute to be sitting here by yourself" (can you say LAME)

"you kinda remind me of my ex-girlfriend"

"are you from the east coast? Yeah, I could tell"

**

sure I’ll think of more later

take care
rosa

<FONT>[ August 23, 2001 05:06 PM: Message mutated 1 time, lastly by rosa ]</font>

[everyonelovesjaron]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rosa:
<STRONG>(a geeky guy in a Minor Threat t-shirt): "wanna go play some pinball?"

</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I wouldn’t really say he was GEEKY… I mean, come on, I’m sure he was quite hot.

</sweats>

[Rich]

he was a big geeky

[maxini]

Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cuz i’d like to tap that ass.

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