I don’t like you!

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  • #50909
    girl
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      Not you personally of course! This is a thread where you post all the things you don’t like.

      I don’t like it when people litter.
      I don’t like when people leave their cars on when you run into the store. It makes me want to steal your car.
      And I don’t like it when people don’t floss or use their manners.

      #134251
      Robert
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        I don’t like waking up trapped inside my bedsheets.
        I don’t like it when people are talking obsessively loud about their expensive lifestyles on cellphones in grocery stores.

        #134252
        girl
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          And I don’t like how you personally ruined things for me!
          And I don’t like it when girls are mean to me when I did nothing wrong but smile and be pleasant.

          #134253
          Robert
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            Is 1) aimed at me ? :?

            I wholeheartedly agree on 2)

            I don’t like that mysterious water that allways seem to gather in vegetable drawers in my refrigerator.
            I don’t like it when mothers with baby strollers on sidewalks walk side by side really really really slow.
            I don’t like people who yell when it’s totally uncalled for.

            #134254
            girl
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              It could be. You might have ruined my sense of moral values.

              #134255
              King Tubby
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                I don’t like "hipsters." Not one iota.

                They can take their skinny jeans, Chucks, beards and/or "ironic" mustaches, faux-’70s parkas, and carefully cultivated bedhead — and shove ’em all right up their arses!

                #134256
                Robert
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                  "girl" wrote:
                  It could be. You might have ruined my sense of moral values.

                  Ah yes, recieved the congressional medal of honour for that one.

                  I don’t like searching my parents attic and basement for hours without finding what I was looking for.

                  #134257
                  girl
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                    I don’t like how this topic oozes negativity. *cries out to the heavens* What have I done?!

                    #134258
                    Robert
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                      "girl" wrote:
                      I don’t like how this topic oozes negativity. *cries out to the heavens* What have I done?!

                      Maybe we could make it a little educational ? I for one would like very much too know what a "faux 70’s parkas," is.

                      #134259
                      girl
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                        If Frankenstein had a baby this thread is what it would be. A monster held together with duct tape and body organs.

                        #134260
                        Robert
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                          Can I name him ? Oliver !

                          #134261
                          girl
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                            Our little monster baby, Oliver.

                            Even though he’s just a baby he smokes cigars.

                            #134262
                            Robert
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                              Dear lord, no !
                              Not to mention that he breaths fire all over the place. And drinks milk straight from the carton.

                              #134263
                              girl
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                                And he never leaves a tip for the waitress when he goes out to dinner. And he chucks batteries at old people. And he sneaks out of his crib at night to gamble online.

                                #134264
                                Robert
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                                  And I know for a fact that this one time, he only pretended that he’d brushed his teeth, but I know for a fact that he hadn’t.

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