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Did you hold onto her legs as she was leaving but you were no match for her superhuman Swedish powers of escape?
I had planned to. That or maybe nailing my door shut. But then she kissed me on the cheek and that completely screwed up my cognitive thinking and skills with a hammer.
Kisses on the cheek will do that.
Hey! *jumps up and down* Official theme song to this thread… Drum roll please!
Stiff Little Fingers ~ I Don’t Like You
If I thought you could find a way
I’d tell you to go get lost
But why ask you to pay attention
When your brain can’t stand the cost
Look at you
And the state you’re in
Next to you
Even a brick is thinThe sky is the limit now that it has a theme song. All that it’s missing is some cool shades and a hat.
Children tattoos!
Oh evil thread of mine, I know I can’t change you but that doesn’t stop me from wanting to try.
MTV.
I attended a meeting today where I had to sit through segments from My Super Sweet Sixteen, The Hills and….Made I think the name was. That made me realise that my feelings towards MTV have gone from resentment to fully fledged hate. I had to constrain myself from acting like a rageaholic.Oh no, Robert is addicted to rageahol!
It’s okay Robert, you can let MTV be the bane of your existence just like I let wearing clothes be the bane of mine.
Thank you.
I guess I’ll be all right as long as it doesn’t team up with my nemesis Reality.
Now all I need is an arch enemy.*takes out list of mortal enemies*
You can have one of mine. You can have the lady at the post office who is terribly mean to me every time I go in.
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