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Now you have to get yourself a secret lair where you can construct evil plots against your mortal enemies. Evil plots like sneakling into their house at night and covering their hair in orange marmalade. Muhahaha!
Next step is getting a spinny chair where you can have your back turned when people enter your evil office and then you can dramatically turn around and face them. Preferably while you are stroking a cat.
I had no idea having an arch enemy would mean this much work.
Can’t I just burn pictures of her on my voodoo shrine and dance the magic tummy dance covered in soot as I normally do ?I guess you could do that. But when it comes to mortal enemies, baby I’m in it to win it.
I’ve already ordered a dart board for my evil lair and a steal glove like Dr. Claw has in Inspector Gadget.
I am so completely sick and tired of people asking me to come on myspace and facebook and twitter. Oh internet, sometimes I want to strangle you.
"girl" wrote:I am so completely sick and tired of people asking me to come on myspace and facebook and twitter. Oh internet, sometimes I want to strangle you.I`m not on those sites either
SG, that’s why I like you so much.
I was once talked into a myspace account but I soon realized that I don’t want messages from creepy men saying "You’re hot" or to be more accurate "U R hawt".
Colds and flu
I had one the last couple of days.I wish they`d invent a snot blaster so I could breathe again.
Snot blaster! That sounds like something aliens from a distant planet would use to enslave the human race.
Awww feel better my fellow Capricorn. I would make you chicken soup and rub your forehead until you drifted off to sleep but my hazmat suit is at the cleaners.
"girl" wrote:Snot blaster! That sounds like something aliens from a distant planet would use to enslave the human race.
Awww feel better my fellow Capricorn. I would make you chicken soup and rub your forehead until you drifted off to sleep but my hazmat suit is at the cleaners.I`m a Gemini.Stefka and I speak telepathically.It`s something only geminis can do
Well…uh… Capricorns can start fires underwater!
Actually astrology is pretty fascinating. It’s neat to read how some things ring true to my personal character and how other things are way off. If only I really did like logging and body building…
"girl" wrote:Well…uh… Capricorns can start fires underwater!So when GBV sing about Underwater Explosions they`re talking about you?Bob Pollard is a Scorpio by the way
I don’t like when you pin me down and tickle me. At first I’m happy about it, but then things take a nasty turn. Suddenly we’re saying really mean things to each other, like "last time you tickled me, I faked it."
Purple nurples are exchanged instead of tickles. We part on bitter terms…I try to tell you not to go but it’s too late for us. A friendship torn apart by tickling taken too far.
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