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"girl" wrote:I have a miniature magic eight ball in my purse that when faced with tough decisions I turn to for help. For real.
"Magic eight ball, I really like this ring but do I like it enough to spend all that moola?"
"Ask again later"
"Curse you magic eight ball!"
Neat. Could you ask it some questions from me ?
Of course! I also have one of those Magic crystal ball toys that has a wizrd in it. Did anyone else have one of these toys as a kid or atleast know what I’m talking about?
Ask away Robert and let the all mighty magic eight ball choose your destiny.
Thank you
So my conundrum is:
Should I
1)Visit a friend in another part of the country from tomorrow evening until sunday ?
or
2)Stay here and attend another friends birthday party on friday ?Option one has spectacular scenery and the promise of canoe and hiking. Option two has the possibility of boobies. Suffice to say I’m having great difficulties trying to decide which to go for.
Upon hearing your dilehma, Magic eight ball came right out and said "Boobies for the win!" I have never heard it say that option before so it must be important. I bet the planets aligned and forged a super beam, gamma ray of knowledge to send to my magic eight ball. *nods head and points to aligned planets. Taps clipboard. Checks watch. Realizes it’s broken. Makes a note to have it fixed*
*realizes watch is just drawn on with magic marker and the numbers go up to 27 o’clock*
Actually I don’t like watches. Unless they are pocket watches held by conductors with moustaches that yell "All Aboard!"
Waking up thinking it is Thursday and magical things are going to happen but then coming to the realization that it is only Wednesday. Oh, Thursday, why do you lure me in with your siren song only for me to be dashed on the rocks of heartache?
"girl" wrote:Waking up thinking it is Thursday and magical things are going to happen but then coming to the realization that it is only Wednesday. Oh, Thursday, why do you lure me in with your siren song only for me to be dashed on the rocks of heartache?Why do you like Thursday?You turn back into a mermaid for a day?
You’ve guessed it! Actually it’s funny you said that because this Thursday does involve the ocean. *gets out sea shell bra and mermaid tail*
"girl" wrote:You’ve guessed it! Actually it’s funny you said that because this Thursday does involve the ocean. *gets out sea shell bra and mermaid tail*There`s no ocean in Vermont!Or do you pretend the lake is the ocean?
"essgee09" wrote:There`s no ocean in Vermont!Dear sweet merciful heavens! I have to sit down after hearing that news.
SG, there is this really neat invention that has seats and four wheels and runs on black magic and allows you to travel places where the ocean meets the sands. I think it’s called the wheely mobile!
"girl" wrote:Dear sweet merciful heavens! I have to sit down after hearing that news.
SG, there is this really neat invention that has seats and four wheels and runs on black magic and allows you to travel places where the ocean meets the sands. I think it’s called the wheely mobile!
Wheely mobile!I like the name of that.
Dear Post Office.
I thought we had an agreement.
I filled out the necessary papers saying that I would be to and fro in most of june and july, and thusly I’d like you to take care of all my mail and I could pick it up some time in august.
You said you agreed. The people who works inside you assured me that this would be no problem and that they do this for thousands of people every summer.So I have to ask:
Why on earth did you return to sender the packages I recieved this summer ?
I thought we had an agreement.
The people who work inside you got flustered and shifty eyed when I showed them the paperwork.
They said the paperwork was all good.
Still you returned three lp’s that had travelled all across to ocean to come live with me.
And what’s even worse is that you sent back a package that I have no idea of the contents of, or where it came from, and I suspect I shall never find out.I thought we had an agreement.
I don`t like when the board gets quiet
*Girl might be captured by Celine and forced to write evil songs for her!*
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