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October 6, 2009 at 2:43 pm #134325"girl" wrote:*swings in on a vine and smashes into a wall because vines don’t have brakes*
SG! I managed to break free from the evil Celine Bot and came here as fast as I could! So don’t fear my superhero friend! We now can go out hand in hand and face this hostile world together. *cue superhero theme music*
Hand holding crime fighting with my super *sometimes primate* cutie!
*looks for autumn tights since it`s getting cold*
October 7, 2009 at 8:17 am #134326
I think a superhero ballad about SG and WG is in order!October 7, 2009 at 9:51 am #134327"girl" wrote:😆 I think a superhero ballad about SG and WG is in order!If you see of windwhirl
It`s Wondergirl!
Vermont`s gorilla asskicker #1
she don`t need a gun
What`s that in the sky?
It`s Superguy!
He does`nt use a phone booth like Superman says Morton
He changes in the bathroom of Tim Horton`sOctober 7, 2009 at 11:51 am #134328
You’re little ballads make the sun shine, SG.
November 5, 2009 at 8:04 am #134329I don’t like you Warner Brothers….F you…..youtube muted my Halloween video ( I removed it this morning) because….I had only the beginning of when the levee breaks…the kick drum, the high hat, and the snare, you know…..you can’t copyright a drum beat…can you? I think…..the recording I used (Led Zep….complete collection) must have some sort of embedded something that is causing this to be rejected…otherwise, that’s a classic rock beat, how could they know it was Led Zeppelin? Hmmmm, damn you Warner Brothers…..I actually studied copyright law for one year in film school….isn’t like when food hits the ground….it’s like the 8 second rule, at least it is in my house…unless the dog licks it first. People always ask me "How come your kids are so healthy, never go to the doctor?"
Uhh, it’s because I let them eat off the floor….they are immune to EVERYTHING….except Warner Brothers.Yeah, yeah, I know, it’s the 3 second rule in most houses…(except my sisters house, she bleaches and disinfects everything…..that’s why her kids have eartubes and are on antibiotics all the time) it’s the 8 second rule in my house because both my husband and I are a little slow.
came back to edit…I’m not done with my rant….Hey Warner Brothers….you know back in 1985…..when you accused someone from ZBIGNIEW RYBCZYŃSKI’s post production crew of defacing your Basquiat, with sharpie….We were told we were no longer welcome at any of your events….we pleaded we didn’t do it.. and Zbig yelled and yelled at all 5 of us, calling us all kind of names…..Milosh Benedictovich confessed to me on his death bed that it was him…….and Milosh, I know you are resting in Peace, you made life so much fun, although I’m a little embarrassed about my past drug use, I have to say that was the best firing from a job I have ever had…Zbig called me into his office and said "Milosh says you are shooting dope….he told me you stick a needle in your arm as often as he sticks a dick up his ass, which is about every night. Your fired. Milosh died from AIDS in 1991, surrounded by people who love his drunken Polish ass to death. God Bless Milosh. ON second thought, I would hate for Zbigniew to be sued for whatever the cost of restoration was for that piece (although it’s been over 20 years)…..So I would like to state that the above story is a complete fabrication on my part…and we will never really know who added their own special black sharpie touch to that painting.
P freakin’ S….I know it’s not the amount of seconds it’s the amount of recognition.
I saw a great video of my long gong nightmare…I stopped to shoot video and lost my place up front but you can hear my gong starting at 1:30 and then 1:40 on me and my gong walk through….I love it….it’s here:December 6, 2009 at 12:05 pm #134330I don’t like when the bottom of my jeans get wet. I would rather go pantsless.
2. Not having a phone to call people I like.
3. This isn’t a dislike but I had to mention it because right now a song called "Canadian Girls" came on and it made me think that this is what SG sings every morning when he gets up.December 6, 2009 at 1:13 pm #134331"girl" wrote:I don’t like when the bottom of my jeans get wet. I would rather go pantsless.
2. Not having a phone to call people I like.
3. This isn’t a dislike but I had to mention it because right now a song called "Canadian Girls" came on and it made me think that this is what SG sings every morning when he gets up.1-Yes I rather you pantless too.Preferably in your gorilla shorts
2-I don`t like phones but I like phonographs
3-As long as I can sing it to the tune of September Gurls by Big StarDecember 6, 2009 at 3:13 pm #1343321. Sex Grenade, remember when you used to be mild mannered and not have wild fantasies about me? I’m glad those days are long gone.

2. I’m now going to communicate to you through the power of telegrams.
3. Yes! I love Big Star. Oh my. If you infused the magic of Beulah with Big Star I might explode. All over my gorilla shorts.December 7, 2009 at 12:46 pm #134333I`m not mild mannered when I change into Superguy!No wait I mean Supersexgrenadeguy!
December 7, 2009 at 1:21 pm #134334Supersexgrenadeguy! That’s awesome. Do you have a torpedo in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
December 13, 2009 at 1:46 pm #134335Sludge. Or unsnow if you will. It’s put on this earth to haunt me.
December 13, 2009 at 1:50 pm #134336"Robert" wrote:Sludge. Or unsnow if you will. It’s put on this earth to haunt me.I know the feeling. I have the same relationship with pants.
And speaking of snow! We are getting a whole bunch of it right now! *makes a snowball and flings it at Norway*
December 13, 2009 at 2:04 pm #134337Oh yes. I forgot to write this…
I don’t like that my kitchen faucet broke off in my hand this morning. Grrrrr. (that’s my inner grizzly bear coming out*
December 13, 2009 at 2:07 pm #134338"girl" wrote:I know the feeling. I have the same relationship with pants.I never wear pants. Speedos, kilt and scubadiving gear, that’s just the way I roll.
"girl" wrote:And speaking of snow! We are getting a whole bunch of it right now! *makes a snowball and flings it at Norway**points tongue in your general direction*
December 13, 2009 at 2:14 pm #134339"Robert" wrote:I never wear pants. Speedos, kilt and scubadiving gear, that’s just the way I roll.Marry me. Preferably while wearing all three.
Quote:*points tongue in your general direction*That sounds like an invitation to jump on your face!
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