I don’t like you!

[Robert]

"girl" wrote:

Marry me. Preferably while wearing all three.

I’ll answer yes ! on both accounts. Will you wear mirrors and mittens ?

"girl" wrote:

That sounds like an invitation to jump on your face!

Invitation ? More like an order.

[girl]

"Robert" wrote:

I’ll answer yes ! on both accounts. Will you wear mirrors and mittens ?

Like I would ever go anywhere without wearing the two. Puh-Leaze! And the handy string on my mittens ensures that I’ll never lose them!

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Invitation ? More like an order.

Is it weird that my mind went straight to planning out an elaborate plan involving an airplane, a parachute, and a map to your house?

[Robert]

"girl" wrote:

Like I would ever go anywhere without wearing the two. Puh-Leaze! And the handy string on my mittens ensures that I’ll never lose them!

Right ! They’re part of your tactical gear !

"girl" wrote:

Is it weird that my mind went straight to planning out an elaborate plan involving an airplane, a parachute, and a map to your house?

Absolutely not, I would think it’s nothing but natural to map out such a scheme. I’m doing tongue excercises right now. I shall be prepared for your arrival.

[girl]

Robert: master of the tongue push up. Do you enter your tongue in strong man contests and then lap up the competition?

[Robert]

nah, I only use my tongue skills in the service of good. And naughtiness.

[girl]

Not me, I use my tongue to rob banks and not pay my taxes.

I really really don’t like a broken kitchen faucet. I’m contemplating doing my dishes in the bath tub.

[essgee09]

"girl" wrote:

I’m contemplating doing my dishes in the bath tub.

*imagines Girl in her bathtub surrounded by pizza plates and beer glasses*

[girl]

SG, you so crazy!

[PunkyJ]

Cows. They are the bane of my existence. Why do I live on a farm?

[essgee09]

I like cows.Maybe not as much as gorillas

[PunkyJ]

I always thought I liked cows until I moved to a farm. They are smelly, noisy, and dumb animals, but at least they taste good. heh

[girl]

Valentine’s Day. And everything that goes with it. And when grown women think that it’s sweet to get stuffed animals as a present. Don’t get me wrong, I am all for showing the one you love how much you really do but chocolates and roses and prewritten cards = yuck. Maybe I’m just not a typical girl. Or a lobotomy case.

[essgee09]

"girl" wrote:

Valentine’s Day. And everything that goes with it. And when grown women think that it’s sweet to get stuffed animals as a present. Don’t get me wrong, I am all for showing the one you love how much you really do but chocolates and roses and prewritten cards = yuck. Maybe I’m just not a typical girl. Or a lobotomy case.

I`m sending you a case of pink bananas and gorilla fur lotion that will turn you pink on Feb 14th only

[girl]

I would celebrate Valentine’s Day every year if you sent me that.

[tonas]

I’m thinking about getting my wife this book of quickie positions I found. I figure it might be nice to have since we don’t get a lot of time together these days. It might be funny at first but I bet it would be put to good use.

[Author]

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